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old.Kez

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"Gary" and "Sharon" are the local people names for them, with Townie referring to their entire social ilk.

They're worrying, in a really amusing sort of way.
 
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Skyler

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Argh... Where do I begin.. There is so much SHIT like that going on round here I could shoot some people :(

I mean, about 8 months ago we had another gyppo invasion... They were on the news several times, and omg there were about 100 caravans covering the local Railway station and Pub carparks... it was a hellhole... My mate lives in a nice flat nearby the train station and basically outside the flat entrances there were frequent piles of gypsy shit.... Yes, thats right, they just shat right infront of the doors for some reason... We nearly ganked one of the little shit kids after seeing him doing a crap at about 1pm.... Sadly we couldnt beat his ass because the older gyppos would come back in their "builders" vans, and shoot us with some shotgun or something :(

There were many other problems involving that band of gypsies, they stayed around here for about 3 months in total causing so much shit... From constant asking for money, to general harrassment and throwing things at you. Or trying to pickpocket you in the most idiotic ways, I mean I noticed them pickpocketing faster than id notice someone hitting me in the face, they were so crap at it....

Regarding what Damini said about the washing machine, I've seen many a gypsy prancing about and fiddling with useless items as if they were a solid gold statue of buddha or something.
They pick it up, put it down about 20 times, then try and open it, then take it apart, then put it back together poorly, then kick it to pieces, then throw bits of it at you, then take back some parts to use as a plate or some other utensil.... and so on...

They are scum and should be shot imo, they are just so so so annoying, they have about 3 sky dishes and loads of cars, yet they dont even have a house. They scam all their money from bogus building firms mainly.... I really want to just somehow make them realise how lame they are...

Anyway thats enough about gypsies, onto regular occurences round here...

We have huge amounts of street crime here, I mean fuckloads, its like 5th worst in the country or something, street crime was up 106% a few months ago, and thats just reported ones... There are around 20 - 30 reported muggings a day here... It isnt very nice..

But think yourself lucky you have townie idiots there, they arent as bad, you can threaten them, and deep down they actually do care about some things, so you can always get at them. They are usually only 14-16 anyway and cant really hurt you, even with a knife...

What we have is 15 - 25 year old mugging gangs, who live off mugging. We dont have townie gits, we have proper rood boys. Infact there are no townies here that get up to mischief, because if they do the black/asian roodies tend to kill them. Dont think of me as racist, but it is not nice being a white person round here, there is so much discrimination against most white youths here. There are huge amounts of black/asian lawless idiots here. They really dont give a flying fuck about ANYTHING, it pisses me off so much... They mug constantly, and dont care if they kill you/hurt you in any way, just as long as they get a few quid. Its quite scary going out at night here. Just 5 mins down the road there is a small nightclub that is black only, and there are regular shootings there, the police are nearly always there, and about 300ft away from there I was almost killed by 4 18 - 20 year old black guys just for 2 quid and my cheap watch ? I dont understand it, and I hate it. If I take todays local newspaper for example, I can see..... 5 muggings reported in the paper today, all suspects are black is at the bottom of each one. The papers say that everyday, its almost as if they just print the same articles over and over, sadly they arent :(

Anyway I could rant about this forever, but the police seriously need to sort this out, these gits do whatever the fuck they want and never get caught/put in prison, the guys that nearly killed me are still doing it now, I've seen them do it again to at least 2 other kids. This is like 4 of the beating the fuck out of a little 15 year old... sickens me. I was 16 when they did me over... I cant forget it, total phobia of being outside in certain places around here now :(


Someone save me!
 
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old.Jas

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I can't agree more with practically every post in this thread.

The local spar seems to be the congregation point for the teenage scroats around here. You can't buy a pint of milk without some 11 year old girl asking you to buy cigarettes for her.

I was down there the other day and some knee high kid was caught stealing sausages. Seems he was put upto it by the 'bigger boys'. I mean WTF? Why?

Working from home now I get the dubious entertainment of daytime TV. 'Trisha' appears to be a showcase, and publicity machine for these little fuckwits.
 
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Summo

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Jesus Christ, Skyler! :( I have a room free at my place. Come and stay round mine.
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
Jesus Christ, Skyler! :( I have a room free at my place. Come and stay round mine.
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Oooh oooh me too??
 
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Summo

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Why not! Someone bring a tumble-dryer and we'll kick it about the garden. A taste of home for you all. :)

(Stay the fuck away from my car though, you pikey gits! :eek: )
 
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Wij

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Daisy sounds so gh3y. This would be a real manly anal-sex-line ! :eek:
 
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xane

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Originally posted by Wij
Daisy sounds so gh3y. This would be a real manly anal-sex-line ! :eek:
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You always wanted to be a train driver when you grew up ?
 
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Wij

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Drivers go at the front. I wanna be in the middle !!!
 
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old.PCG79

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Originally posted by Skyler
Infact there are no townies here that get up to mischief, because if they do the black/asian roodies tend to kill them. Dont think of me as racist, but it is not nice being a white person round here, there is so much discrimination against most white youths here. There are huge amounts of black/asian lawless idiots here.
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Not quite so serious where I live, (Londres) but some people that go to my school are like that. One guy in particular, he's not stupid in the least; in all the top sets and everything but recently hes been wearing Avirex and Evisu jeans right down to his knees. He does drugs and gets in lots of trouble with gangs and stuff. There was a mugging gang just like that, they were hanging around meh school - I was on meh way to this science thing a few years back.. and I went upstairs and they came on and surrounded meh and told me to give them stuff.. and I didnt have anything.. and they said 'Well if we search you we wont find anything will we?' and I practically invited them to.. but I thought.. the audacity of demanding to SEARCH someone? An inbred mutant that probably got 1 GCSE wants to SEARCH me? I mean WTF?! Anway, they decided that I didnt have anything but decided to smack me over the head with a hammer :/ I was a little dizzy but I got off the bus and ran back to the ch00b station and went home.

Not since this year that they've been caught.. only one tho and hes been sentenced for 5 years! :clap:

But seriously I hate them type of people.. the 'hoods' I call em, cos you *ALWAYS* see them with hoods on. In my school, as racist it may seem, its the black people we're scared of. 'Course I'm not racist.. im not white either :) Its fucked up really. All of them need to be shot.. prison doesnt seem to deter them as well as it should.. and I too have a chronic fear of going out :( My friends call me paranoid cos whenever i see a hood I get a little nervous..

Oh... well :(
 
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Sar

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Bunch of pansys, I live in an estate with shitloads of members of various loyalist terrorist organisations.

Beat that :p
 
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mr.Blacky

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around my town there are a lot of tulips bulbs. Sometimes I am thinking what if they grow legs and mouths with big teeth. :( then I sober up
 
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*charlton_thd*

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Update!!
WE've had a SHOOTING INCIDENT!!!
apparantly some guys shot another guy in the leg cause he was dealin to the kids at my old school. The punishment was 1 less kneecap.
I say let em shoot each other, eventually they'll all have no arms/legs left and then i'll be happy.
but until then i'm keepin a golfclub by the door......
 
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Munkey-

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chav/charva is a townie
pikey is a gypsy


just wish to clear that up. and if you wanna chav free place. visit chester. keep off the rows next to the cross and your fine. decent laser quest as well
 
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*charlton_thd*

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rofl i just closed my window and this kid across the street shouted
"Ya Startin ya fuckin faggot get back to bed ya fuckin fuckface"
at which point i went :upyours: and locked the door downstairs..
 
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Hashmonster

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hmmm sad stuff in this thread :( 4 roads away from me there was a fatal shooting yesterday, getting very very close to home :(
 
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PR.

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I live in a little cul-de-sac no thoroughfare (sp?) passing through, nice an quiet.

We have had a couple of burglaries and vandelisms on the main road last summer but thats it.

I don't go near the council estate area, cos you don't come back :(
 
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Skyler

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Originally posted by Hashmonster
hmmm sad stuff in this thread :( 4 roads away from me there was a fatal shooting yesterday, getting very very close to home :(
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2 roads away (under a mile) from me there are shootings :(


Problem with most of what goes on here is they are never caught. The police and communities know its mostly blacks/asians doing the street crime round here, so they tried to target it a year or so ago, with loads of bobbies on the beat and loads of stop/searches on potential suspects. Of course they mostly searched black people, which caused uproar from the respectable black community as it always does. They boycotted it and so we are back to nothing really being done. I remember giving a description of the people that did me, its just stupid, they all wear the same clothes and look nearly identical... I described near perfectly the guys that attacked me, yet I probably also described another 500 or so muggers :/
They aint been caught yet either... Which really bugs me...

I just wish they would realise somehow what it can do to people and just how stupid they are being...


Heh Summo, ta, I will remember that one day :p
 
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Mr_Horus

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Itchy, where do you stay like, Wester Hailes? Leith? Sighthill? :)
 
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Scouse

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2 roads away (under a mile) from me there are shootings
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300 yards up the road from me about 1500 pakistani youths started throwing fire bombs at the police. They also set alight a conservative club with 18 people still in it. (Though they were kind enough to drive cars infront of all the doors and set fire to the cars first so no-one could get out).

500 yards in the other direction a gang of 20 pakistani youths stoned the church, and the vicar when he came out to ask them to stop.

3 yards behind my bedroom window there seems to be a stolen car graveyard where about twice a week white trash dump their latest nicked piece.




This all cheers me up! I'd get bored living somewhere where nothing happened ;)
 
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Testin da Cable

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If I were you I'd have moved away about 5 years ago mate.
 
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Wij

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He's a scouse though. He uses the car dumping ground nightly anyway :)
 
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Scouse

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:)

I live in Bradford at the moment.

Thought the regular rioting may have given it away......
 
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Wij

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Bradford is car theft central of West Yorks. I wonder how long after a scouse moved there that started ? :)
 
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Scouse

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/me hides piles of old vaxhaull astras under the bed.
 
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