ChaCha

[Urgluf]

www.chacha.com

Type it in the search and hit "Search with Guide".
Go along with the guide trying to get results and confusing them.


Post it up if it is funny.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: HeatherS
HeatherS: Welcome to ChaCha!
HeatherS: Hi!
You: Hey
HeatherS: What can I help you find tonight?
You: I'm looking for god
HeatherS: a little more specific?
You: Buddha
HeatherS: Are you wanting information on it?
You: just need an appointment
HeatherS: well, i'm here to help you search
HeatherS: I cant make an appointment for you
You: ok can you give me his adress or number, that would help, he has something from me
HeatherS: ???
You: I used to go drinking with him but one night he asked me for 10$ and just dissapeared all of the sudden
HeatherS: Buddha?
You: so I need his phonenumber to ask it back , yeah
You: John Buddha
HeatherS: lol ohh
HeatherS: not the god?
You: It's not that funny because I lost my precious 10$ on him. Yeah we call him 'The God'. It's a nickname
You: Wait, did he pay you like 5$ if you didn't give him his number, give me back my money !! MY MONAI!!!

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not that funny.. but I was bored :<

 

[Gamah]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: HeidiS
HeidiS: Welcome to ChaCha!
HeidiS: Hello, how are you today?
You: I am looking for a pair of jeans for my rabbit
HeidiS: Like a costume?
You: Rabbits don't wear costumes, hes got a hot date with Bugz and I need him to look smart
You: A lot of money riding on this
HeidiS: Well, I'm not sure I'll find anything like that but I'll take a peek.
You: Listen, if you can find me a rabbit costume..I'll share some of the money with you
You: I'm set to make $600,000 if the marrage goes through
HeidiS: I don't need your money, thank you.
HeidiS: Are we talking about your pet rabbit or you in a rabbit suit?
You: you dont need 300k?
You: My pet rabbit
You: requires a costume
HeidiS: I'm sorry, I only am finding clothing for dogs and cats.
You: to look more like an attractive rabbit, as he is ugly
You: right what about a website that caters for small dogs
HeidiS: small dog costumes/clothing?
You: like those little rat dogs that you want to punch in the face
HeidiS: There's a site for you.
You: speaking of which,
You: know any good sites on how to beat little rat dogs in the face?
HeidiS: I'm sorry, I don't think I can help you anymore. Thanks for searching ChaCha and have a nice day.
HeidiS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

hehe!

 

[Everz]

I kicked for asking if they could tell me the opening hours for your legs.