Car Wash

[whipped]

In a little under 30 mins I shall be leaving my house and embarking on a trip back in time to the 70's Disco Car Wash club in London with around 30 friends and work collegues.

My 70's suit is looking tasty and I have so far consumed a bottle of wine and 2 cans of Stella. Tonight will be fun, wish me luck.

 

[Testin da Cable]

good luck, have fun

j00 in a purple spangled pimp0r suit /w feather and bootsy stylee platform shoes?

 

[danger]

Who supplies your mushrooms? They sound tasty

Hmm the 70's... weren't they just great!!!!

..... oh wait... that took place in the gap between my previous life and my current one!

/goes off to find some valium.

 

[whipped]

Blue pin-stripe suit and purple women's bluse. I look classy. Pictures will no doubt be supplied in the coming days, assumin gI survive.

 

[Nylex]

Great.
</sarcasm>

 

[S-Gray]

So whos goin as Austin Powers? YEA BABY!

 

[danger]

These bloody retro 70's clubs are everywhere... and 9/10 are called "car wash"

can't remember what the one here in cardiff in but it's full of tree huggin' hippies


You're not a tree huggin' hippy are you whipped??

heh good luck... I have vague memories of some random woman pouring a pint over me head and ruining me afro wig in one of those places BE CAREFUL WHIPPED....

oh wait she was my ex... shlaag!

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by whipped
............ I have so far consumed a bottle of wine and 2 cans of Stella.

I have consulted the Yuck Crystal Ball Of Truth, I foresee diced carrots.

 

[The-Don]

Re: Re: Car Wash

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~


I have consulted the Yuck Crystal Ball Of Truth, I foresee diced carrots.

LOL

 

[mank!]

Sounds like a good night, looks like it's just me, champ man and the cat having a night in tonight ;(

*sulk*

 

[whipped]

Well, I woke up at about 2:00pm today and the world hasn't stopped spinning yet.

The night was fantastic. The guy who came up to me on the street in a sleeping bag asking for some money for a balaclaver and a gun so he could "Make some real money", was a highlight. As was almost getting caught massaging a girls feet in the middle of the club by my girlfriend.

For some reason I removed my underwear half-way through the night and went commando.

Got home about 4:00am and the foreseen carrats did indeed appear.

God I wish I'd booked Monday off work.

 

[~YuckFou~]

The Yuck Crystal Ball Of Truth never lies uke:

 

[WPKenny]

I have "Car Wash" on DVD!!! It's teh daddeh!

 

[Wij]

*wub whipped all better*

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by whipped
As was almost getting caught massaging a girls feet in the middle of the club by my girlfriend.

You're not a real man until the massage involves her breasts and your mouth.

The girlfriend catching you just adds to the excitement

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by legendario


The girlfriend catching you creates an intense pain in your testicles as her foot leaves the floor and slams into your crotch

 

[xane]

Car Wash contains the best comeback line ever, when confronted about his cross-dressing and homosexuality the guy says "I'm more man then you'll ever be and more woman then you'll ever have".

Great film.