car alarms that go off at night....

Ormorof

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ok so i know its not that late for most forumites but this car thats been parked opposite my house last few nights has been randomly going off in middle of night... any tips on stealthily disabling car alarms?!?!
 

Dudley52

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kill the cats that are having sex on the roof of the car.
 

soze

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Call the police say some kids tried to break into a car and its alarm is going off, they will get there 2 hours later and do paper work after a few of them at 3 am the twat with a over sensitive alarm should get it fixed.
 

Lamp

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Get your own back. Play the Crazy Frog continuously on loud speakers into the street every night from midnight to 5am
 

soze

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Get a few of them rape alarms and keep putting them through there letter box at 3 in the morning no one can sleep though that
 

Binky the Bomb

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Ok, here's a suggestion from the web.
WD-40, sprayed liberally over the guys front brake disks.
Not sure how this works, but it looks like it does.
 

Raven

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Give it a reason for going off, get a few mates around and turn it on its roof.
 

Binky the Bomb

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Its a pitty I can't find a decent revenge site. One of my previous bosses once built a short range radio fob that always set off his neighbours car alarm when he hit the button. He got the blueprint and a parts list right off the net. With enough info, and if your up at the right time, you could realy piss him off and set off his alarm whilst he's beginning his journey (and depending on your vindictiveness, lock out his key too).

Why must they shut down websites run by disgruntled, angry nutters?
 

Lamp

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You could always go round his house, bang on his door, and when he opens it, knife him to death

Its all the rage now
 

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