Can you Play pool?

[madmaxiv]

Ok don't flame me for this because I aint on comission..
I've been playing Pool all weekend here:
www.jippii.co.uk and its driving me mad because how can one simple game be so addictive (ahhhhh)..
Anyway the reason for this post is to see if anyone would be like interested in staring like a pool league or a knock out tournament or something?

Cheers
Max

 

[GDW]

Fresh meat yum yum

 

[madmaxiv]

Hahaha... I'm a quick learner!!!!

 

[Testin da Cable]

m00

 

[Damini]

~Its a festering pit of asl.


But the game is ok.

 

[madmaxiv]

Originally posted by Damini
~Its a festering pit of asl.


But the game is ok.

hahaha... what do you mean the actual like chatroom that you lof into in order to challange someone?

 

[pg_exoshear]

Why don't you go out and play pool?

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by pg_exoshear
Why don't you go out and play pool?

That would mean going outside and meeting people!!

 

[Damini]

Yeah, the actual room. People actually NAME THEMSELVES m/15fromLancashire. I dunno about you guys, but I found something distinctly creepy about 14/f/Katiegrrrl going off to play with SexyBusinessMan. Ergh.

And the censoring is all fucked up. It bleeps out "odd" and "was".

 

[madmaxiv]

Well I just go to play the pool (and golf). I dunno about sexy businessman or what ever lol.
(dam time to change my nick)
Anyways... If you see ".madmaxiv" in there challenge me at your peril... mumuumuhahahaah

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by Damini
I dunno about you guys, but I found something distinctly creepy about 14/f/Katiegrrrl going off to play with SexyBusinessMan. Ergh.

Did someone call?

 

[Mellow-]

Do you admit to taking small girls off to the pool table to place your balls in the holes?

 

[madmaxiv]

erm...... lets just play pool... its safer

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by Mellow-
Do you admit to taking small girls off to the pool table to place your balls in the holes?

Bad Mellow! Bad!

 

[granny]

Originally posted by Damini
And the censoring is all fucked up. It bleeps out "odd" and "was".

Quite right too. Filthy words. Filthy.

 

[Skyler]

Tis a good game that

They need a snooker one tho.. much better game than pool

 

[dysfunction]

Anyone know the difference between Pool and Billiards??

Or are they the same game?

 

[Testin da Cable]

true billiards is played with three balls iirc

 

[xane]

An Elephant and a Snake are in the jungle and are very bored, the Elephant suggests they play some snooker. "How ? We don't have any table or cues" says the Snake. The Elephant explains "we perform tasks which vary in difficulty based on the value of the ball". The Snake is confused so the Elephant says "look, I'll break, I'll go for a red which is only one point, easy, so I'll stand on my back legs for a minute". "Fine" says the Snake, and the Elephant stands on his back legs for a minute and says "there, I potted a red, so now a colour, I'll go for a green which is fairly easy and I'll fill my trunk with water and squirt it out to knock off all the coconuts on that tree over there". "Okay" says the Snake and the Elephant knocks all but one coconut off so he says "missed the green, your turn". The Snake says "I'll start with a red, and stand on the tip of my tail for one minute", "Okay" says the Elephants and the Snake does so. "Right I'm going for the black" says the Snake. "Very hard eight points" says the Elephant. "Well", says the Snake, "I'm going to crawl up your bum, throught your intestines and out your trunk", "Very hard, off you go" says the Elephant, and the Snake crawls up his bum, but whilst he is inside the intestines, the Elephant sticks his trunk up his ass and says "there, you're snookered".