Buying an xmas present

[Nate]

So I need to get my brother something, but it's a bit late to get something online. Do I just buy him loads of shit little things in town? Or tempt fate and go online to buy this sword?

 

[Himse]

THE SWORD OF A THOUSAND TRUTHS.

you must get it.

 

[Nate]

How do you kill that which has no life?!

I fear stabbing, but I always carry my Handchine Gun for protection. Goh ih frum d guvernmen innih, brrrrrrrap

 

[Amildin]

sword easily, rather a slightly late awesome present than a box of quality street on xmas day tbh

 

[Nate]

Ok, ordered the sword. Spent £10 on delivery so hopefully it'll be here tomorrow! Think I'll go buy some plush stuff in town aswell though.

 

[tris-]

donate the money to charity!

 

[Nate]

Don't talk about your mum like that tris!!!!! OOoooooohhhhh1!!!!!!!! burn!!!! does it burn? Sorry

 

[Laddey]

How much was the swore NateMate?

Do all of you spend loads on your brothers/sisters? All the time i've been working i've never got my bro anything for xmas. Don't know why, he never got me shit so i never get him anything. Sounds sad but it's been like that for years !

 

[tris-]

laddey heres a news flash

you dont HAVE to buy anyone anything at christmas!

regardless of what the tescos advert says

 

[Amildin]

laddey heres a news flash

you dont HAVE to buy anyone anything at christmas!

regardless of what the tescos advert says

if you dont buy everyone xmas presents you get infractioned, havent you heard?

 

[Chronictank]

owning a sword is going to be illegal soon unless your part of a martial arts club or something in the uk
just so you know

 

[tris-]

owning a sword is going to be illegal soon unless your part of a martial arts club or something in the uk
just so you know

afaik its still legal to own, just not to buy and sell.

 

[Chronictank]

afaik its still legal to own, just not to buy and sell.

i stand corrected

 

[Amildin]

i stand corrected

The bugz is not strong in this one

 

[Mey]

Plush stuff? How old is you're brother, cause i'd be saying "Do not want!"

 

[Nate]

26 Suggest something then fuck face!

 

[Mey]

26 and he's collecting plush toy's and anime swords?

A hooker?

 

[Nate]

He's not collecting, I'm buying it for him. I don't even know he wants it! I'M A BAD PRESENT GIVER!!!! Little thought often goes in to me buying something for someone

Got a number?

 

[Bahumat]

Just blow your load in his face in the morning braaappp brap brap brrrrrrapp!

 

[Mey]

Nate, you are the one who know's your brother not me!

 

[Nate]

Did I suggest you did? ;o My apologies!

I already do that on a daily basis Boohoo!

 

[Amphrax]

What about you pay your Girlfriend to have sex with your brother?

Its easy, fast and it wont cost that much money...

 

[Zita]

What about you pay your Girlfriend to have sex with your brother?

Its easy, fast and it wont cost that much money...

Or we could ask your mum. Its evan easier, fater and wont cost anything.

 

[Amphrax]

Or we could ask your mum. Its evan easier, fater and wont cost anything.

I dont have a mum so that would mean my DAD as he has been my Mum/Dad roll in family so you can sex him up

 

[preacherboy]

So I need to get my brother something, but it's a bit late to get something online. Do I just buy him loads of shit little things in town? Or tempt fate and go online to buy this sword?

Brute aftershave, watch him bring the babes home but don't hold ya breath