Buttsecks

[Jeros]

Has got to be the most overatted sex act in history

discuss

 

[cHodAX]

If not done properly then absolutely. If done right it ain't bad but it isn't the greatest either.

 

[gohan]

If not done properly then absolutely. If done right it ain't bad but it isn't the greatest either.

giving or recieving

 

[Vladamir]

Cho does both, he's the middle man!

 

[Hawkwind]

Has got to be the most overatted sex act in history

What's the problem, can you still not sit down comfortably?

Some women love it, some hate it. Totally depends on who your with and the mood. Only two bits of advice needed on the pitching side:

1. Can never have enough lube.
2. Take it easy.

 

[Lamp]

3. Don't do it in a public library

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's your basic male "i can't have it so i want it!" thing.

It's borderline gay though

Why'd you even want to when your 2 inches away from the worlds best thing? As some guy so eloquentky put it.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Have no idea if it's overrated. Never been tempted to do it, I mean, you're stirring shit

 

[kiliarien]

What's the problem, can you still not sit down comfortably?

Some women love it, some hate it. Totally depends on who your with and the mood. Only two bits of advice needed on the pitching side:

1. Can never have enough lube.
2. Take it easy.

Agreed on both the 2 points and the thing about mood/who you're with/ etc.

3. Don't do it in a public library

There's a joke about having sex with a bookend in there somewhere

 

[Fuggz]

I must admit I kinda go for this. Had a few women - not that many. Had some lookers too. The one that was well into it though was the one that seemed least likely too be that way inclined. Very respectable family and well educated. Looks can be deceptive though and the fact that she appeared to be so prim and proper on the outside turned me on all the more. What a woman! Big arse too!

 

[BloodOmen]

Cho does both, he's the middle man!

He's apart of the magical soultrain ^^

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

Why'd you even want to when your 2 inches away from the worlds best thing?

As another guy eloquently put it:

"Because it's tighter and degrades women more!"

 

[Ezteq]

paul macartney and guy ritchie are writing a book about it called "having sex with arseholes: the husbands tale"

 

[Cadelin]

Now that he has had time to get over his divorce, Paul McCartney was asked if he would consider going down on one knee again. He said he would prefer it if it we called her Heather.

 

[Ezteq]

baa dum tssh thank you comedy Cade!

he's here all night ladies and gentlemen...or at least till we can get the restraining order signed off

 

[CorNokZ]

I don't like buttsecks.. It's like having a dick in the ass

 

[Zede]

Whats better a good shit or a good shag ?



Why the shit of course, you dont have to cuddle it after !



I have my very own anal douche, its best to be clean Some women have a real thing for it like tot says, so be sure to eat ya greens the day before for some easy passage... Ive been for colonic irrigation too, now you know that feelin' you have when you have a good shit ? multiply it by ten & repeat 5 times

 

[Ezteq]

omg lol a colonic?? what do you do when youre laying there with a pipe up your bum and everything youve eaten for the last week is waltzing past waving and cheering...do you make small talk with the colonic irrigator person? wow imagine how uncomfortable that is lol. Thats the one thing that puts me off it tbh is like "oh hi, you see the game last night?"

"what the hell was that??? i dont remember eating anything that looked like that???!! get it back i want a closer look"

 

[Afran]

Wish I did not read the last few posts whilst eating, bad mental images

 

[Edmond]

Is it wrong to want a colonic??

I could do with a good clear out

 

[Lamp]

use one of those car power washers. Stick the end up your bum and turn it on. You'll save a fortune.

 

[Edmond]

use one of those car power washers. Stick the end up your bum and turn it on. You'll save a fortune.

Ive got one of those, but do i need to use the detergent attachment ? :kissit:

 

[Zede]

omg lol a colonic?? what do you do when youre laying there with a pipe up your bum and everything youve eaten for the last week is waltzing past waving and cheering...do you make small talk with the colonic irrigator person? wow imagine how uncomfortable that is lol. Thats the one thing that puts me off it tbh is like "oh hi, you see the game last night?"

"what the hell was that??? i dont remember eating anything that looked like that???!! get it back i want a closer look"

that feeling yoou have when your dying for a shit & have to hold it in for ages, then get that "ahhhhrrr" as you release ( we all know its quite pleasurable!)...well its that for a hour. The lady I saw was an old 80s raver so we chatted about that for the duration .

Its a dark green almost black colour when it comes out. Oh and it makes you feel absolutely great & have loads of energy for days after.

Recommended if you can get over the inital embarrassment !

 

[Fuggz]

colonic

Don't do you any good does it? Ok if you are ill and your meds are screwing your innards up - fair enough - otherwise? If you eat lots of fruit and veg with moderate exercise you should be regular. I think anything that cleans you out to such an extent - such as laxatives - are bad for business. Diet and lifestyle is the key not having an hose pipe shoved up your arse. Yuk!

 

[Fuggz]

Hey I been thinking. I know the name of 'Buttsecks' in a few other languages:

German: Hanal Hintercourse
French: La Bum Bum

Oh well that is it for me. Must be loads of good ones out there...

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Ive got one of those, but do i need to use the detergent attachment ? :kissit:

I actually never envisioned that that smiley could ever be on-topic.....

 

[Ezteq]

rofl wheres the little smilie brandishing a hose?

 

[Overdriven]

Anal: Punishment, not pleasure.

What's brown and sticky? ANAL

*etcetcetc*

 

[gohan]

Anal: Punishment, not pleasure.

What's brown and sticky? ANAL

*etcetcetc*

<-------- he has something brown and sticky in his hand,.,,,,, its a stick.... u c uc??????

 

[Fuggz]

That's weird. I have lots of x rated smilies available when I post. I must be getting preferential treatment on this forum now. Celebrity see.