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xenon2000

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the point was bigbb said that to try and end the argument that happened hours ago :p
 
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Summo

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I had a donkey once as a child. My father ate it. He said it would teach me a valuable lesson for my adult life. He was right.
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
I had a donkey once as a child. My father ate it. He said it would teach me a valuable lesson for my adult life. He was right.

And was that lesson not to eat donkeys?
 
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Xantaro

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I understand you probably have a hard time winning games, yes. It's like people who say 'money doesn't make you happy' - generally, the people who haven't got it.
 
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Summo

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Originally posted by UKRich
I admit we have our differences but at the end of the day we're all humans on this little planet. I love you all. I LOVE you ALL.

Aww... I love you too, Richy. :fluffle:
 
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bigbb

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Originally posted by SomeGuy
I had a donkey once as a child. My father ate it. He said it would teach me a valuable lesson for my adult life. He was right.

I also had a donkey as a wee child, but my father didn't eat it, I find it very hard to talk about this.
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by UKRich
I understand you probably have a hard time winning games, yes. It's like people who say 'money doesn't make you happy' - generally, the people who haven't got it.

Actually quiet a few people who have it tend to say it as well.

I've personally never had trouble winning if I can be bothered with the side effects that I used to suffer, such as stress.
 
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bigbb

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Anyway, i've recovered and turned some of that experience into positive energy, which I use for meditating with a brief case and a stick.
 
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Summo

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Well done, bigbb. Group hug!

I'm currently eating a Breville toasted cheese sandwich. It tastes of donkey. :( I'm using this to increase my feeling of self-worth and confidence.

I am a fully rounded human being. I am a fully rounded human being...

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bigbb

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I must say, cheese toasties wittle my kittle. They're quite simply the onion of life.
 
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Summo

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Cheese toasties with onion... now that's Valhalla right there! :)

Here's an interesting true story about Sandwich-phobia, wot I done caut and pasted off the Interweb.
A young boy developed what could only be called a sandwich phobia. Any time he saw a sandwich he would tremble with fear. His mother was so upset about this, she took him to a therapist who said, “The phobia is easily removed. Take the lad home and let him see you make sandwich from beginning to end. This will dispel any silly notions he has about a sandwich and he’ll stop trembling and screaming.”

This is just what the mother did. She took two slices of bread in her hands and said, “Are you afraid of this?” The boy said, “No,” She showed him the butter. Was he afraid of that? No, he wasn’t. She let him see her spread the butter over the bread. Next came the lettuce. Was he afraid of that? No, he wasn’t. The lettuce was placed on the bread. How about the tomato slices? Anything to be afraid of there? No, there wasn’t. So those went on top of the lettuce. Any fear of the bacon strips? No fear; none at all. So those went on top of the tomato slices.

Now she held one piled up slice in each hand and show the slices to the boy. Still no fear. But the moment she brought the two slices together form a sandwich he shrieked, “Sandwich! Sandwich!” and began to tremble and be very frightened.

Food for thought.
 
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bigbb

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Summo, your avatar winked at me. Make it stop, make it stop!
 
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Summo

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What? My avatar winked?

You need some rest, young bb. :D
 
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bigbb

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Well, ok. But I know it winked, daddy believes me. It winked, it did.
 
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Summo

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Well, they've gone. No doubt confused and/or bored.

A chuck on the arm for the spamming peeps and a big frown, coupled with a shake of the head for those who retorted.

Aaaaaand rest...
 
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