Bugzy learnt an important lesson today - popularity counts!

[Binky the Bomb]

You see this is where you are going wrong. You have absolutely no idea about the "real world" seriously, life does not work out as you expect.

Ah you may as well leave him alone. Wait till reality takes its real 'firt dump' on his parade, he may actually listen. Till then, he's got rose tinted blnkers on.

 

[Nate]

Bugz why do you post here? Seriously..

 

[Bugz]

Bugz why do you post here? Seriously..

Partly to prove people wrong and/or make them see the other end of the spectrum.

Partly to release my boredom when I cba revising for my A-levels.

Partly to annoy *you*

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Partly to prove people wrong and/or make them see the other end of the spectrum.

Partly to release my boredom when I cba revising for my A-levels.

Partly to annoy *you*

Make with the Disney mentality already...

 

[Huntingtons]

i agree with you

 

[Nate]

Doesn't annoy me ;o

 

[Binky the Bomb]

BTW Bugz, you got any Sisters who are Sadistic Harlots?
I have a friend whose in the market.

 

[~Latency~]

while no relationship is 'future-proof' it's a really poor show for some of you, especially the grown men, to tell a young guy that his girlfriends gonna sleep with random guys at uni, you know not all girls are like that, i know loads of girls at uni with long distance boyfriends and they would never cheat.. for every hoe there's gonna be 2 decent and respectable girls.. i live in a very busy town with a good nightlife (tons of students) and there's a very clear difference between the types of people around.. completely untrue to say she WILL cheat on him, and pretty cruel.. find something else to do than be a bitter loser

 

[Huntingtons]

agreed. just coz girls cheated on you guys doesnt mean all do.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Okay, he'll cheat on her cos he thinks he can get away with it. Gets caught, and gets dumped. Sheesh, think outside the box.

 

[Golena]

P.s. dont make silly jokes at the interview

They asked me "how did you find the campus and facilities", i replied "using a sat-nav"
he wasn't impressed at my attempt to break the ice

That's not entirely true.

A guy I work with used the following line at his interview and it pretty much sealed the job for him..

Interviewer: How are you at writing code to a well documented specification?
Applicatant: I don't know, i'll tell you when I see one.

 

[aika]

Why post your grades in your sig

 

[Mey]

Having a long term relationship at uni is so much of a cock burden.. So many birds throwing themselves at you and you have to say no..

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Why post your grades in your sig

He thinks he's a big shot. Don't worry, he seems to think that if he shows us all how smart he thinks he is, we'll all like him.

 

[Vladamir]

Are you gonna lock yourself in your halls room with chocolate when you have an altercation with your flatmates?

 

[Blackjack]

Having a long term relationship at uni is so much of a cock burden.. So many birds throwing themselves at you and you have to say no..

Yeah.. Somehow i don't think that'll be an issue for Bugz...

 

[Bugz]

Why post your grades in your sig

Because it annoys people

It's funny how much you can annoy people through doing pretty much fuck all. I don't think I've even resorted to any abuse yet - like taking candy from a baby Oo (unintentionally too xd)

 

[Binky the Bomb]

like taking candy from a baby Oo (unintentionally too xd)

Or cider from a chav

 

[Bugz]

Or cider from a chav

If that's your preference buddy - then sure ^^

 

[Binky the Bomb]

If that's your preference buddy - then sure ^^

What can I say, infants lvl 1. Chav lvl 13.

 

[Chronictank]

That's not entirely true.

A guy I work with used the following line at his interview and it pretty much sealed the job for him..

Interviewer: How are you at writing code to a well documented specification?
Applicatant: I don't know, i'll tell you when I see one.

difference between oxford application and a job interview

 

[Chronictank]

Because it annoys people

It's funny how much you can annoy people through doing pretty much fuck all. I don't think I've even resorted to any abuse yet - like taking candy from a baby Oo (unintentionally too xd)

it doesnt annoy people.. they dont care
You just make yourself come across as an ass, which is more than likely the reason you didn't become a prefect if this is the attitude you carry across to real life.
Word to the wise, in the real world when you leave school it isn't the most technically adept people who get paid the most or go the furthest it's the ones who know how to interact with others.
At the end of the day you will employ the guy you like not the one who knows what they are doing but are complete cocks

You aren't some child prodigy, you aren't amazingly talented that you stand out, your grades in your signature are a testament to that so you aren't one of those individuals who can act however they want because they are so far beyond everyone else that they stand out (don't read it as your grades are rubbish because they aren't, but compare it to a friend of mine who did his A-Level physics and scored a near perfect at 16 incidently he did Physics and Medicine at Cambridge)

No doubt you will take this as some personal attack, but i am hoping you will have a read with a sober mind and realise this is the reality of the work enviroment outside the sandbox that is the education system.
I hope you do make a success of yourself, but if you don't grow out of that attitude you will be one of the grunts rather than one of the earners

 

[Bugz]

/sigh

Have a look at this fuckin thread.

Look at my posts - all apart from the last one have not been arsey or anything to that degree.

Infact, I made this post with intentions of getting something out in the open rather than leaving it inside.

Then - oh look - Bugzy gets abused! Bugzy makes a comment about wanting to make a good future life! Let's tell Bugzy his gf is DEFINITELY going to cheat on him.

So no Chronic. I have done sweet fuck all wrong in this thread & I have NOT come across as arsey until people pissed me off (which took ~130 replies - go me!).

Anyway - that's my annual trip to this forum done. I'm off to get straight A's in my A-Levels and hopefully find some truly challenging work at University!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Anyway - that's my annual trip to this forum done. I'm off to get straight A's in my A-Levels and hopefully find some truly challenging work at University!

Bye

 

[Chronictank]

i give up, good luck to you

 

[Raven]

/sigh

Have a look at this fuckin thread.

Look at my posts - all apart from the last one have not been arsey or anything to that degree.

Infact, I made this post with intentions of getting something out in the open rather than leaving it inside.

Then - oh look - Bugzy gets abused! Bugzy makes a comment about wanting to make a good future life! Let's tell Bugzy his gf is DEFINITELY going to cheat on him.

So no Chronic. I have done sweet fuck all wrong in this thread & I have NOT come across as arsey until people pissed me off (which took ~130 replies - go me!).

Anyway - that's my annual trip to this forum done. I'm off to get straight A's in my A-Levels and hopefully find some truly challenging work at University!

You made spelling and grammatical errors in that post! You just failed at getting into Oxbridge!*


*may contain sarcasm

 

[Nate]

See you in a few months. For future reference. Don't try to get things out in the open on an Internet forum where you know no one in real life ;o (as it's not really getting it out in the open)

 

[Binky the Bomb]

See you in a few months. For future reference. Don't try to get things out in the open on an Internet forum where you know no one in real life ;o (as it's not really getting it out in the open)

You forgot "And remember, genitals are supposed to have a bitter after-taste"

 

[Huntingtons]

Okay, he'll cheat on her cos he thinks he can get away with it. Gets caught, and gets dumped. Sheesh, think outside the box.

but who said their relationship was monagamous?!

 

[Everz]

i go to sleep at night knowing that i scored better then bugz on them