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To run or not to run?


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cHodAX

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Just farted and followed through :( My guts have been rumbling all day, looks like I am suffering from a dose of the squits :(

Why am I posting this you ask? Well I haven't dared move yet, do I risk it running down my leg and onto the carpets or stay where I am and wait for it to dry it before I go clean up?
 

Gamah

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So wrong, if you have time to make a poll you have obviously chosen option B...I could use a shit thinking about it.
 

Nate

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This disgusts me, but I couldn't stop myself from voting for the humanity!
 

Gamah

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Nate said:
This disgusts me, but I couldn't stop myself from voting for the humanity!

I think he should bottle it up and deliver it to "teh seel"
 

cHodAX

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Well that was fun, I went for option 1 and ran for it. Ended up with muck down to my knees and some very dirty trousers, suffice to say it wasn't pleasant. 15 minutes to clean up and now it is time for a shower with bleach so I shall bid you all good night! :)
 

psyco

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nice to know you spent atleast 15 mins sitting on your own shit
 

Raven

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zantera1 said:
People like you belong in a zoo.
HI DORIBORE



didn't you fuck off from FH because nobody like you?
 

tris-

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chodax your fucking minging.

got pics?
 

Gamah

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tris- said:
chodax your fucking minging.

got pics?

Aye chod can you send me the undies you were wearing so I can have a sniff & a wank...thats one Scratch and Sniff I do wan't to try!
 

cHodAX

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Gamah said:
Aye chod can you send me the undies you were wearing so I can have a sniff & a wank...thats one Scratch and Sniff I do wan't to try!

You are one classy guy Gamah! :D
 

Nate

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Why do you keep making accounts? It's not like there anything important you've said on any of them..
 

Congax

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zantera1 said:
The King of Thidranki needs to be heard in his domain (the BG section)
This is not the BG section.

Piss off.
 

old.Tohtori

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You...err...you did that sober? :eek7:

Didn't know people over 5 did that anymore...i'm...err...

Well.

Hope you had good undies.
 

cHodAX

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old.Tohtori said:
You...err...you did that sober? :eek7:

Didn't know people over 5 did that anymore...i'm...err...

Well.

Hope you had good undies.

I had a troubled stomach for godsake! First time it has happened since I was a baby, cut me some slack. :p Stone cold sober, off the beer for the next 6 months sadly :( Good undies yes, proper CK boxers, shame they were white. They live in the garbage bin now sadly. :(
 

Gamah

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cHodAX said:
I had a troubled stomach for godsake! First time it has happened since I was a baby, cut me some slack. :p Stone cold sober, off the beer for the next 6 months sadly :( Good undies yes, proper CK boxers, shame they were white. They live in the garbage bin now sadly. :(

I'm sure you could have Dazzed them? :p
 

Dandare

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Gamah said:
I'm sure you could have Dazzed them? :p

He can't Daz those, a guy gets changed next to me wearing those white Calvins and I swear he has had the same minging brown stain up the back of em for months.....not that I spend my time looking at mens arses in the changing rooms but one does have to follow him into the shower cubicles ;)
 

DocWolfe

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geriatric nappies in no time for you mr chodax... I'll be booking you into the home next weekend.
 

Lamp

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Make your way to the bathroom on your knees. That, or tie the bottom of your jeans up with a couple of computer cables.
 

Ezteq

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Newsflash!! *meepmeepmeepmeeepmepmeepmeep*

A new low has been reached today By chodax, everyone said it was impossible, that it couldnt be done and heres what choddy had to say in his defence..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE15LhoiRAA

A nation horrified
A world traumatized
A family in chaos

This is Armitage Shanks for The Evening News!

Stewart it's back to you.
 

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