Bugger

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by cHodAX, Jan 6, 2007.

To run or not to run?

Poll closed Jan 8, 2007.
  1. Make a run for it, you can do it old fella!

    70.7%
  2. Stay right there, you have the right to remain still until your dirt dries in!

    29.3%
  1. cHodAX

    cHodAX I am a FH squatter

    Just farted and followed through :( My guts have been rumbling all day, looks like I am suffering from a dose of the squits :(

    Why am I posting this you ask? Well I haven't dared move yet, do I risk it running down my leg and onto the carpets or stay where I am and wait for it to dry it before I go clean up?
     
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  2. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    So wrong, if you have time to make a poll you have obviously chosen option B...I could use a shit thinking about it.
     
  3. Nate

    Nate FH is my second home

    This disgusts me, but I couldn't stop myself from voting for the humanity!
     
  4. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    I think he should bottle it up and deliver it to "teh seel"
     
  5. cHodAX

    cHodAX I am a FH squatter

    Well that was fun, I went for option 1 and ran for it. Ended up with muck down to my knees and some very dirty trousers, suffice to say it wasn't pleasant. 15 minutes to clean up and now it is time for a shower with bleach so I shall bid you all good night! :)
     
  6. Afran

    Afran Part of the furniture

    bad cho :twak:
     
  7. psyco

    psyco Fledgling Freddie

    nice to know you spent atleast 15 mins sitting on your own shit
     
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  8. zantera1

    zantera1 Banned

    People like you belong in a zoo.
     
  9. Raven

    Raven Brrrrr!

    HI DORIBORE



    didn't you fuck off from FH because nobody like you?
     
  10. tris-

    tris- Failed Geordie and Parmothief

    chodax your fucking minging.

    got pics?
     
  11. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    Aye chod can you send me the undies you were wearing so I can have a sniff & a wank...thats one Scratch and Sniff I do wan't to try!
     
  12. cHodAX

    cHodAX I am a FH squatter

    You are one classy guy Gamah! :D
     
  13. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    What?

    A guys gotta eat...
     
  14. zantera1

    zantera1 Banned

    Someones happy to see me.

    And no.
     
  15. Nate

    Nate FH is my second home

    Why do you keep making accounts? It's not like there anything important you've said on any of them..
     
  16. zantera1

    zantera1 Banned

    The King of Thidranki needs to be heard in his domain (the BG section)
     
  17. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    You're just a sado.
     
  18. Congax

    Congax Fledgling Freddie

    This is not the BG section.

    Piss off.
     
  19. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    You...err...you did that sober? :eek7:

    Didn't know people over 5 did that anymore...i'm...err...

    Well.

    Hope you had good undies.
     
  20. cHodAX

    cHodAX I am a FH squatter

    I had a troubled stomach for godsake! First time it has happened since I was a baby, cut me some slack. :p Stone cold sober, off the beer for the next 6 months sadly :( Good undies yes, proper CK boxers, shame they were white. They live in the garbage bin now sadly. :(
     
  21. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    I'm sure you could have Dazzed them? :p
     
  22. Dandare

    Dandare Fledgling Freddie

    He can't Daz those, a guy gets changed next to me wearing those white Calvins and I swear he has had the same minging brown stain up the back of em for months.....not that I spend my time looking at mens arses in the changing rooms but one does have to follow him into the shower cubicles ;)
     
  23. DocWolfe

    DocWolfe Part of the furniture

    geriatric nappies in no time for you mr chodax... I'll be booking you into the home next weekend.
     
  24. Lamp

    Lamp I am a FH squatter

    Make your way to the bathroom on your knees. That, or tie the bottom of your jeans up with a couple of computer cables.
     
  25. Golena

    Golena Fledgling Freddie

    I said share not scare!!
     
  26. Ezteq

    Ezteq Queen of OT

    Newsflash!! *meepmeepmeepmeeepmepmeepmeep*

    A new low has been reached today By chodax, everyone said it was impossible, that it couldnt be done and heres what choddy had to say in his defence..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE15LhoiRAA

    A nation horrified
    A world traumatized
    A family in chaos

    This is Armitage Shanks for The Evening News!

    Stewart it's back to you.
     
  27. Mey

    Mey Part of the furniture

    ROFL thats brilliant!
     
  28. cHodAX

    cHodAX I am a FH squatter

    Aww what a little sweetheart :)
     

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