Bring Back Russell FFS!!

Trem

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Have you all noticed how we no longer have any fun threads on here?

Have you all noticed how its gone back to the same old bollocks?

We need Russ back, I miss her and I want her back....before Xmas. I don't want no shit about it, you all know I'm right :eek:
 

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DAOC doesn't bloody count, they aren't real people in there, Pikey and Cal post in there ffs!

We need her back in here where all the normal people live.
 

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So you want more threads about how womens private parts are the cause of religious zealots taking over the poor villages of saudi-gazakzastan? :D
 

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So you want more threads about how womens private parts are the cause of religious zealots taking over the poor villages of saudi-gazakzastan? :D


Hell yeah!!! :D
 

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I actually don't like them on the whole (hole) :(
 

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well, if I'm really honest I like boobies and apple cake more but this thread is about RUSSELL!!! :eek:
 

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Yes b00bies rule! A mums apple pie is the best pie there is, its a way better pie than ladies pies :eek:

RUSSELL HAS BOOBIES AND MAKES APPLE PIE (I imagine) FREE RUSSELL!
 

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well, if I'm really honest I like boobies and apple cake more but this thread is about RUSSELL!!! :eek:

So you play with the ladies breasts then when it comes to penetration you put your penis into the apple cake? Do the ladies not mind this or are we strictly talking eating the apple cake while touching the ladies breasts?
 

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What the fuck is an apple cake, surely you mean apple pie?

Is apple cake some sort of sexually based desert designed in Analland?
 

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apple cake, apple pie, it's all the same to me as long as there's apples, cinnamon and raisins in there somewhere :eek:
 

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I didn't even notice that now I'm really confused I have images of a man sexing up a ladies breasts while having sex with some kind of apple based desert.
 

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my mind is melting from this apple-cake/pie tom-foolery!!

EDIT:I much prefer apple pie, to apple cake, especially with custard or cream
 

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my mind is melting from tom-foolery!!

We know you like him...alot :D

But applepie wins over applecake, even if applecake is delish too.

Though, i have this disturbing image of a lady with an apple stuck between her thighs now :(
 

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Why apple cake though? Have you experimented with apple pie does it not give the same friction or feeling? Do you have the apple cake warm or cold?
 

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How is that disturbing? :D

'cause i can't find a picture of it! :(

All i found was this NSFW image (sexy undies, no nudity):

sexy-mac-chick.jpg
 

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I'm not sure we are willing to free her to be honest.

Sorry
 

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I'm not sure we are willing to free her to be honest.

Sorry

Indeed,we've got her locked up in our deepest darkest dungeons! With Laddey on guard duty---->he plays his fav music causing any would-be rescuer to collapse from shock
 

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The choices are either free her or I will have to post in the DAOC section, and you really don't want that now do you?
 

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NNNNHG can't choose brain melting :eek:

BOTH!!!1
 

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The choices are either free her or I will have to post in the DAOC section, and you really don't want that now do you?
I could just super abuse my mod powers and put out the lights down in off topic town so to speak? :D
 

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