soze
I am a FH squatter
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- Jan 22, 2004
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So true! When you go to prison you should get the following benefits:
We really are too fucking soft and it annoys me. Fuck their rights, they didn't give a shit about other people's rights when they committed the crime. Visit Thailand, they have it right.
- Your own toilet (plastic bucket)
- Your own mattress (straw mat)
- Your own view (2 ft window)
- Your own gym facilities (2hrs in an outside cage, 20ft sq)
- Your own entertainment each evening (wanking to a blank wall)
- Your own job (working for fuckall making stuff for society)
This guy has it spot on imo.
Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":
He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.
He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.
He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.
Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.
He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.
When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.
He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.
When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."
He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails.
20 pence a meal hes the man we should do that they dont need £1.76 a day if yanks just need 60p