breathalizer test.

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by tierk, Jul 25, 2007.

  1. tierk

    tierk Part of the furniture

    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the

    ward, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to maximum speed on the

    long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic,

    the other residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually

    joined in.



    One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky

    Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm

    voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?"



    Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper, and held

    it up to him.




    "OK," he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner

    near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her

    and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"




    Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him.

    Harold nodded, and said, "Carry on, ma'am."



    As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped

    out in front of her, stark naked, with a very sizable erection.

    "Oh, good grief, "cried Ethel, "not the breathalyzer test again!"
     
  2. Amphrax

    Amphrax Part of the furniture

    hehe i read this 1 at lunch :) and I was going to post it but I thought I better not, hehe

    still funny though

    Amphrax/Arauddry
     

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