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[caLLous]

[violent, pissed-off mother]

*SLAP*
GET TO YOUR ROOM!!!
*kick in the arse as PR is running up the stairs*
AND DON'T COME BACK!!111"

[/violent, pissed-off mother]

 

[Summo]

[socialworker]

Everything seems to be fine here. Carry on.

[/socialworker]

 

[PR.]

[/child de-sensitised to violence by video games]
Mum, you little BIATCH that was the last time you will be kicking me
*Dispatches M1 Garand clip into mother*
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <breath> AHAHAHAHHHAHAHHA
[/child de-sensitised to violence by video games]

 

[old.Y-it-Earp]

oooh this could be fun

carry on..

 

[Skyler]

woah bodhi, what amazing fun you must be having.....

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by CageCunt
Max Payne (Easy as fuck I know, but I can never be bothered running it anymore, think im more likely to uninstall than finish)
Secret of mana 2 (More Zsnes )

I got to the beginning of chapter 3 and got bored of the whole idea, it was far too samey, the bullettime spin on things wore off quickly.

Are we talking proper Jap SoM2, or completely different Secret of Evermore?

 

[Wilier]

origonally posted by caLLous
does the thing that mum's do with the licked napkin and wiping

LOL, that made me giggle. I always hated that, and told meself that if I ever have kiddies, I'll never do it to them.




But you just cant help it.

 

[caLLous]

[maniacal, just-a-teensy-weensy-bit-over-the-edge mother]
*get up*
*watch bullet holes melt away T1000 stylee*
*lock Summo in the basement with the rest of the interfering social workers*
*glare at the little runt of a son*
*retrieve Thompson from behind the couch*
*grin maniacally*
*open fire*
*pepper insignificant human son with bullets*
*clear away corpse*
*make a cuppa*
*watch eastenders*
[/maniacal, just-a-teensy-weensy-bit-over-the-edge mother]

 

[PR.]

[/severely damaged, little mechanical brat]
*eyes in exposed skull light up*
(Que Terminator music)
*crawls up behind mother*
*releases liquid nitrogen from the air conditioner*
*takes WAY TO POWERFUL MOH Shotgun*
*Moleculises Mother / TV / Wall*
*goes to school*
"I'll be back"
[/severely damaged, little mechanical brat]

 

[caLLous]

[defeatist mother]
*get pissed*
*change the locks*
*sit on bed, hugging kness, rocking back and forth*
*pray*
[/defeatist mother]