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Chilly

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see how far you can stick your willy up the exhaust of the most expensive bike in the shop.
 

old.Tohtori

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Or if you're feeling really adventurous, try to lick someone elses.
 

Wij

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Keep your finger up your bum all afternoon and when a customer walks in immediately offer them a handshake.
 

Tuthmes

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Keep your finger up your bum all afternoon and when a customer walks in immediately offer them a handshake.

Odd, I whas thinking of writing this aswell. Or sticking your finger up your bum and see if you can smell anything you hade for dinner the day before.
 

Wij

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I've got a turtle's head at the minute so I'm not gonna try it :/
 

throdgrain

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Gawd, good ideas so far :)

Sold a new Tiger just now, a bit of excitement, now I'm bored again...
 

Wij

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Gawd, good ideas so far :)

Sold a new Tiger just now, a bit of excitement, now I'm bored again...

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Chilly

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now that you've spunked up the exhause of a bike, you need to do the same for a fuel tank.
 

Trem

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I was bored last week so I unplugged a lads phone receiver at work and put it in my arse, I then did squats for a while and gave it him back. He just swapped it with another blokes phone :( was funny watching him have a chat on it then have a smell of the mouth piece after he was done though.
 

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