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Trem

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It snowed heavily in Stoke last night, by that I mean during the night.

When I got to work this morning the shop next to us was shut and it had a sign in the window saying 'closed today due to bad conditions'.

Also how does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work?

When you ring the wrong number why is it never engaged?

So very bored.
 

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Tbh if I was you I would have been out making a Snowman and doing snow angels, I love the fucking snow so much infact I should be an Eskifuckingmo!!
 

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No snow here - it's been 17 °C today :D
Snow rocks and so do igloo's - you can get upto all kinda of saucy activities inside :D
 

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It was snowing in Brum too. It felt like being home. I miss the motherland.
 

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Trem said:
Also how does the guy who drives the snow plough get to work?
When you ring the wrong number why is it never engaged?
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the guy that drives the plough flys to work on the back of all the snow angels..

the folks u get on the end of a wrong number are invariably freaks n weirdos, no one would marry these so they of course are never engaged..
 

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Trem said:
When you ring the wrong number why is it never engaged?
If it's engaged, how would you know it's a wrong number?
 

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Louster said:
If it's engaged, how would you know it's a wrong number?

Exactly!
 

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Athena said:
No snow here - it's been 17 °C today :D
Snow rocks and so do igloo's - you can get upto all kinda of saucy activities inside :D

Ketchup or brown?
 

Trem

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Trem said:
It snowed heavily in Stoke last night, by that I mean during the night.

When I got to work this morning the shop next to us was shut and it had a sign in the window saying 'closed today due to bad conditions'.

Does no one get the stupidness of this?

How the fuck did they get there to put that sign in the window if the weather was so bad and why didn't they just stay there?

Bahh.
 

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Ah, so the rest were silly 'riddles' too? I didn't really read them properly. :(
 

Ch3tan

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I thought that, but wanted someone else to say it first incase tiredness was playing tricks with my mind ;)
 

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Fuck this snow and cold weather. Its an utter bitch cycling in these conditions, especially when you're riding over thawed permafrost!
 

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Dry frozen trails rock. Slushy mud doesn't.

We've not had snow up here since early December though, its just clear and cold.
 

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Trem said:
Does no one get the stupidness of this?

How the fuck did they get there to put that sign in the window if the weather was so bad and why didn't they just stay there?

Bahh.

Unless thet left the sign there the night before.

If they made it in the next day, they could remove the sign, if not it stood.
 

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