Body morphers at it again

Dillinja

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Since when was disfiguring your face a form of art?

What a prick.
 

Job

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TBH don't think it looks that bad, used to looking at that sort of slightly alien look in sci-fi shows for years, he could pass for any species in Star Trek.

Agreed, as I have mentioned before, a pretty sad way to get attention.
 

Jaem-

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I think he's quite nice looking without all that crap he does to himself, I can understand a couple of piercings but thats just stupid, why disfigure yourself like that when you look perfectly fine? :(
 

Cozak

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Easier way to achieve the same results but slightly more colourful: go to town on a friday night and start a fight with the biggest fucker you see.
 

old.Tohtori

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Cool. Maybe i could place a kärcher high pressure water hose near my a-hole and fart water at innocent bystanders :p
 

Sissyfoo

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Artist Douche said:
I was taking a break & eating when I decided to take these.
I can't think of a photo that's more representative of my artistic genius than the one on the right.
Uh huh...

Art, you say?

Genius, you say?

Fucking MORON, I say!!
 

Lakashnik

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i am the inventor blah blah i am up for hire for TV SHOWS (OMG ROFL) blah blah contact me about my rates.

wht a fucking numnutz i hope no1 ever hires him for anything ever.
im such a inventor i make my head big and its mine MINE I TELL THEE PUT ME ON UR SHOW PLZ PLZ I WANNA BE FAMOUS PLZ.....
hmmmm... no. kkthnxbye
 

old.Tohtori

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Lakashnik said:
i am the inventor blah blah i am up for hire for TV SHOWS (OMG ROFL) blah blah contact me about my rates.

wht a fucking numnutz i hope no1 ever hires him for anything ever.
im such a inventor i make my head big and its mine MINE I TELL THEE PUT ME ON UR SHOW PLZ PLZ I WANNA BE FAMOUS PLZ.....
hmmmm... no. kkthnxbye

Well, luckily you proved that the forum folk here are more sophisticated and well educated :D
 

Sissyfoo

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I wonder how many chicks he gets with that. I mean, are there any women in the world that would look at his swollen forehead with an indentation in it and think, "Wow, that guy is so cool! I want to sleep with him and have his babies!"

I ... just ... don't ... get ... art. :eek7:
 

Chronictank

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£199.... :s

i think im in the wrong business
 

Lamp

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That can't be safe pumping saline in your head...
 

Jeriraa

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Well, this inflation shit isnt the worst imho... he had 1 of his fingersegments cut off for this:

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Sissyfoo

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Augh! I guess that he won't be able to spank his monkey with a hand like that. The sacrifices he is prepared to make for his 'art' ... ~shakes head~ :eek7:
 

Rellik

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omfg...
read the text below the pictures, some guys have eaten human testicels.

i mean wtf.. who wants to give away his testicles to be eaten by some sick guy? :eek7:
 

Ezteq

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Sissyfoo said:
I wonder how many chicks he gets with that. I mean, are there any women in the world that would look at his swollen forehead with an indentation in it and think, "Wow, that guy is so cool! I want to sleep with him and have his babies!"
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not sleep with him and have babies but tbh the dudes got a built in ashtray on his head thats gotta come in useful for something.

tbh him doing that or pammy anderson/jordon inflating themselves in other places its all the same, and that lolo ferrari girl she died from it didnt she? whats it called body dismorphic diesiese (sp??) its either for money or cos they think they look better, tbh he might look like someones imbedded a donut in his head but he isnt hurting anyone.

see that bloke with the hook in his finger? i always thought if ever i had to have a leg amputated (god forbid) but if i did i kinda like the idea of getting one of those terminator legs but i wouldnt go out and get a healthy leg cut off just to have one, only if i was in an accedent or something.
 

Sissyfoo

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Ezteq said:
not sleep with him and have babies but tbh the dudes got a built in ashtray on his head thats gotta come in useful for something.

tbh him doing that or pammy anderson/jordon inflating themselves in other places its all the same, and that lolo ferrari girl she died from it didnt she? whats it called body dismorphic diesiese (sp??) its either for money or cos they think they look better, tbh he might look like someones imbedded a donut in his head but he isnt hurting anyone.

Yea, but they got their BOOBIES done. Having said that I wouldn't touch Pammy or Lola with a 10ft barge pole let alone my own pole (more so in the case of Lola seeing as she is dead...ew). You can't really say it is the same thing because 65% of guys will look at a girl with enhanced boobies and start to have naughty sinful thoughts but I can't see how any percentage of women will look at a guy with a huge donut imbedded in his forehead and have those same kinky thoughts. He might do quite well at a star trek convention though...
 

Ezteq

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maybe if she was a female homer simpson with trekkie fetish?

omg its me






shit :eek:
 

Sissyfoo

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I was watching one of the latest star treks with Quantum Leap guy and they had these green women and ... WOAH! I don't care if it makes me a trekky but green alien women in super tight thongs ... HOT! Yowch!
 

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