"Bloonde cooking diray"

[Ctuchik]

BLONDE COOKBOOK
MONDAY:

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food
cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The
neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said
serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise
when Tom brought a friend home for supper.

Wednesday
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming
the
rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:

Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom
asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in bowl
and
beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got
back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:

Tom did the shopping today and brought home a

chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).

For some reason Tom keeps counting to 10.

SUNDAY:

Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven
and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.


GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week. I am eager
for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk
Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose

P.S: no cant give a URL this time either.......

 

[Laddey]

BLONDE COOKBOOK
THURSDAY:

Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom
asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

lol, :worthy: more pliz !

 

[Pertan]

I dont get the thursday one

 

[Tasslehoff]

I don't get why Tom counts to ten

The thursday one is because she thought, she was supposed to toss herself on a bed of lattuce(green stuff ;p)

 

[Laddey]

I don't get why Tom counts to ten

The thursday one is because she thought, she was supposed to toss herself on a bed of lattuce(green stuff ;p)

Maybe hes some kinda' phsyco/skitzo

 

[Blackjack]

I don't get why Tom counts to ten

The thursday one is because she thought, she was supposed to toss herself on a bed of lattuce(green stuff ;p)

counting to ten is a recognized method of dealing with frustration and/or anger

 

[Ezteq]

Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven
and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.

dammit i was sure that'd work

 

[Tasslehoff]

counting to ten is a recognized method of dealing with frustration and/or anger

Ah, I find yelling/beating people to be much more relaxing. But hey, that's just me