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I started to decore my room this morning, 830am or so. Had to do it all my self: taking shelves down, moving stuff out, covering up etc. Painted the ceiling twice, the coving shit round the edge, the walls are two different colours, all painted twice.

Cleaned up, moved everything back in and just finished like 20 minutes ago :eek:. Had 2.5 hours break all day I think. I say break, in one segment I was jogging ans the other I was at martial arts.

Very pleased with it but didnt know it would take so long, this broke my decorating cherry.

Hmm didnt know how aching I was until I sat down, now I wish I never stopped :(
 

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Wanna see my hairy boobs?

well if you wanna keep going you can clean my room

Now Ive stopped Im in agony and cannot start again :(

It is cider o'clock now though, so youre room will have to go fuck its self either way!
 

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I think you repped me by mistake, but you cant have it back. Ha.
 

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Wanna see my hairy boobs?



Now Ive stopped Im in agony and cannot start again :(

It is cider o'clock now though, so youre room will have to go fuck its self either way!

but there's paper everwhere and someone's got to clean it!
 

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nerf :( i have to spread before giving to tris again. i will give it back dont worry tris- the rep is not lost!
 

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Why are you repping me :(
 

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i thought everyone got maximum rep bars ages ago and stopped caring about them
 

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Martial arts? :)

I was at Hapkido earlier.

There was a hardcore Kung Fu bloke training again there, and he was practicting the Tiger Crane form

YouTube - Hung Gar Tiger Crane

was cool to see it IRL.

He also practices with a real spear (similar moves to the long stick techniques we use) and some kind of sword.
 

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Isn't Hapkido some Jujutsu shizzle?

It is from South Korea and think it does have some JiuJitsu shizzle in it, it is a blend of a couple of old school things but is a complete system on its own. Dont know much about JJ but does it have kicks? Hapkido has a kick for every situation going. Today we were practicing running at a wall/along a wall and kicking from it. could come in useful if you storm someone, they move and you can simply jump back from the wall and kick them round the noggin!

It is pretty similar in principle to aikido and kung fu (also do this) and nothing like karate!
 

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It is from South Korea and think it does have some JiuJitsu shizzle in it, it is a blend of a couple of old school things but is a complete system on its own. Dont know much about JJ but does it have kicks? Hapkido has a kick for every situation going. Today we were practicing running at a wall/along a wall and kicking from it. could come in useful if you storm someone, they move and you can simply jump back from the wall and kick them round the noggin!

It is pretty similar in principle to aikido and kung fu (also do this) and nothing like karate!

cool. I've been doing some korean martial arts aswell (hwarang do).

What kind of kung fu are you doing?
 

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The style is Hung Gar but my sifu teaches his own mixture. Hes been doing martial arts for like 33 years or something, and trained kung fu in China and has 5 black belts.

So it is a cross between that an aikido. He has designed his teaching to be applicable to modern street fighting though, so we dont pratice any forms but we do the traditional shaolin stuff like unbendable arm :)
 

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just dont go too kung fu and choke yourself to death while beating off tbh that shizzle is old now thx to carradine.
 

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I was at Hapkido earlier.

There was a hardcore Kung Fu bloke training again there, and he was practicting the Tiger Crane form

YouTube - Hung Gar Tiger Crane

was cool to see it IRL.

He also practices with a real spear (similar moves to the long stick techniques we use) and some kind of sword.

Would you win vs him if it came to a fight?
 

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It doesnt look as good as Mr Miyagi's wash on-wash off technique.
 

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Oh shit! So you can see what I am doing right now!? :eek6:



































*zips pants*
 

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yea, dunno how good you are at hapkido! or would he destroy you with his left finger en right pink?

Oh right. Well I reckon that guy has been practicing a good decade or two and Ive been at at it 8 months.

So definatley him vs most of your common public thug.

Onbe thing Ive learnt during my training is your common ruffian is nothing at all. They can swing a massive roundhouse or get in your face but that doesnt make you 'hard'. I reckon even now I have a good chance against your average scum bag simply because I know 'where' to attack and 'how' to attack it. Ofcourse, most of the kung fu attacks rely on someone attacking you, and through general training (taking turns to attack and defend), the attacker ALWAYS comes of worst, what ever the punch they throw. Come to thing of it, an attacker will always be in a much worse position by the end of it. Maybe their eye has been pushed in to their head, theyre knocked unconcious or several limbs are no longer in the correct position :)
 

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