bloody evil (and weird) women

[old.ignus]

I forget how many of these we've had but this one is great.

It all started a few weeks ago whilest round at Staz's house, his friend's sister visits one day, at first she was a good looking girl in a school uniform (sixth form that is) but after chatting to her and after she put her brand new bra on me I got to know her and we quite liked each other. Another night I took her home and we really got on well and started going out more often. On the night of my 21st birthday (WHICH YOU ALL MISSED!!!) we got on really well, if you know what I mean. But then things went sour, no more going out or anything until golden jubilee monday I went out and she went out, with someone else. As you can well imagine what I had to say was a little over the top. But when she came to speak to me I told her to fuck off and that I hated her. Thats the "bloody evil women" part. On saturday night I was out with staz and she come waltzing in pissed up. At this point I decided I didn't care but she came to me and started telling me how this new guy is bad boyfriend material, and whatever. Then she shows me the scar on her wrist, "what have you done?" says I. "Tried to kill myself" says she. "Why?" Says I. "Because of what you said to me, when you said you hated me" She said. This didn't really sink in until the next day but for the rest of the night she was very friendly with me. Im considering my revenge as I have her where I want her, what do you reckon do the same to her? Its a shame we didn't hook up really coz she's bi sexual and I was looking forward to a threesome.

 

[mr.Blacky]

hehe old ignus speaks wise words

 

[Summo]

Erm... Ignus? Talk to her, you daft bint. What's all this business about 'revenge'? Talk to her.

 

[old.ignus]

why? she's a suicidal, attention seeking, cheating, liar, rug muncher

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Some people need a fucking brick through their face.

Why must people be so SHIT? Jesus. Was going to wish you a late Happy Birthday, but you can fuck off and forget that now, you utter, utter twat.

 

[Xtro]

Originally posted by old.ignus
Its a shame we didn't hook up really coz she's bi sexual and I was looking forward to a threesome.

one minute you say that ^^ and the next you slag her off for being a rug muncher?

She's obviously upset and wants a m8 to help her out - not have someone exact "revenge" on her ffs LOL. If you cant be nice to her then leave her alone?

 

[old.ignus]

cheers mate.

the fact is she doesn't need me, just my attention, to be honest I don't belive the suicide thing one bit, all she wants is to have a choice and I ain't letting her choose me.

 

[Xtro]

In fact fuck it whats her phone number - the mrs is getting on my tits tonight

 

[Munkey-]

he's worse than me ffs. at least i forgive people

 

[old.ignus]

so I should forgive her, so she can use me again?

 

[*Exor*]

Fuck her, then dump her. End of.

Us guys need to hit back at these cunt women who lead you on then fuck you around.

 

[Summo]

How bad are these scars? Does it look like a genuine suicide attempt or some scratches with a pair of scissors? That's not uncommon with girls at that age. I knew two at school that seemed to be in competition with each other over how many 'discrete' scratches they could get on their arm. Attention seeking, with a bit of insecurity thrown in.

Do you want to make a go of it with her or not? If you do, then talk to her. If you don't then forget all about it.

Taa-daa!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

You people are all so shit, you really are.
At least, the obvious ones are. There is some respite. Summo appears to have a clue.

 

[wolfeeh]

right.

i was right with ignus all through this... been here... done this...


then i pissed myself laughing with the revenge thing...

i agree, that's a tad harsh and shit, and he shouldn't be seeking revenge under any circumstances...

but he's right. girls like to play games. they FUCK with ya mind. i dunno why, hell they don't even know why...

the fact of the matter is here ignus mate... u'll be better off if u don't talk to her again... don't regret what's happened, don't try to repair it, just fucking leave it.

 

[old.ignus]

Originally posted by old.*Exor*
Fuck her, then dump her. End of.

Us guys need to hit back at these cunt women who lead you on then fuck you around.

Thank you, someone understands my pain.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Re: right.

Originally posted by wolfeeh
but he's right. girls like to play games. they FUCK with ya mind. i dunno why, hell they don't even know why...

Let's generalise and sterotype some more why don't we!

Fucktard.

 

[FatBusinessman]

Sadly Bodhi is not here, but I shall give you some advice in his stead:

Cunt the fuck off and die of AIDS, mange-infested shitebag that you are.

That is all.

 

[wolfeeh]

tad harsh there exor

ya don't wanna go there. u'll be as bad as they are then

 

[Munkey-]

*sigh*



WHY WONT NOTICE ME

 

[old.ignus]

Originally posted by Summo
.

Do you want to make a go of it with her or not? If you do, then talk to her. If you don't then forget all about it.

Taa-daa!

There you've hit the nail right on the head, the answer is I don't know, in the red corner is the champion so far, revenge is sweet the fucking bitch I hate her I hate her I hate her. In the blue corner the challenger, I like her, I would like to be with her and be the one that changes her life.

Ding ding round 1

 

[Summo]

So talk to her. See how it goes.

 

[Sar]

Originally posted by old.ignus



There you've hit the nail right on the head, the answer is I don't know, in the red corner is the champion so far, revenge is sweet the fucking bitch I hate her I hate her I hate her. In the blue corner the challenger, I like her, I would like to be with her and be the one that changes her life.

Ding ding round 1

No, you don't hate her. It's impossible to hate and love someone at the same time.

What you are is pissed off at her. There's a difference. Pissed off is a temporary thing, you'll get over it.

However you also say you want to be the one to change her life and be with her. That sounds more long term.

In which case the course of action is clear: Leave your anger behind you. Talk to her and try and sort your way through this mess and see what comes of it.

PS: When you say things went sour originally, what exactly happened? Did she catch you snogging some other girl?

 

[old.ignus]

Originally posted by Summo
So talk to her. See how it goes.

Not that simple mate

 

[Summo]

YES IT BLOODY IS!

 

[Munkey-]

it never is my friend

 

[Sar]

Yes it bloody well is.

You kids always think it's way more complex than it actually is.

 

[wolfeeh]

wazz

who the fuck made u the guru on girls?

i'm not generalising about women, it's broadly true... i have shitloads of female friends, and THEY fucking agree with me.

 

[old.ignus]

Originally posted by Summo
YES IT BLOODY IS!

She chose someone else over me, whilest still telling me she liked me and wanted to go out with me. She said that right before she went home with him. She'll do it again.

 

[Sar]

TALK



TO












HER

Pick up the phone, and call her.

Or if you don't have her number, go round to her house.

 

[old.ignus]

how can I ever believe another word she says?