Black people, what can't they do?

fettoken

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And the question that is asked: What can't black people do? Its known that they can't use computers properly, and they cannot swim. What else? Also, what can black people that white cannot?









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This threads purpose is purely scientific, it has nothing to do with racism.. i am honorable and all that (cant be arsed to put in that picture). Since i wouldn't take offense if someone made a thread about white people and what they could not do, i see no problem with this. If you want to make it a problem, bring it on. Knowing that if you take offense, you contest that everyone is equal etc etc, and instantly self own your..self.
 

kiliarien

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Fairly confident.

Of course black people can tan. And get sunburn - happened to a mate of mine, he managed to get it quite badly and the Doctor confrimed it when he went. He was in agony.

Silly sod shouldn't have been sat out in Egypt in the sun for two weeks.
 

Gwadien

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Nop tris- they can.

:)

I live in Leicester - got Asian and Black mates - yeah, they tan ;)
 

tris-

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Not sure what burning has to do with tanning, or what asian people have to do with black people? :)
 

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Oh dear me. Just when you thought you had seen them all. A new low
 

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No no, a new low will be when I take a picture of my cock and post it as an attachment in erm about...

...3 more vodka's! :D
 

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No no, a new low will be when I take a picture of my cock and post it as an attachment in erm about...

...3 more vodka's! :D
You probably fit the picture as your avatar without reducing the size olol
 

CorNokZ

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must... resist... permaban!

ps. fun thread, I just know I'd cross a line if I contributed :(
 

kiliarien

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Break the 100m sprint record? It's been over 30 years since a white guy last broke the 100m sprint record.

Usain Bolt makes it look easy. :)

YouTube - Usain Bolt 9.58 New World Record

It would be very wrong if the riposte to that was he had added motivation 'because he was running from the Police' which I am definitely NOT advocating.

On the same line, it works in reverse - Black swimmers don't seem to rock (and in the black suits doesn't count). Muscle density I think is the very boring answer.
 

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- But Sir, phrenology has been identified as nonsense 160 years ago.
- Ah what do you know Smithers, with your skull of a diligence horsechanger

What more can you say? ;)
 

fettoken

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Uh, my biggest fail of a thread so far. And not getting banned, makes the taste so much worse >: *Hides under rock again*
 

old.Tohtori

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Yeah, no.

This thread is just..no.

If this is the direction of the OT, i don't even want to be liked or part of it.
 

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There´s nothing wrong with this thread as long as it stays in the pseudo-scientific boundaries. I find then question whether or not black people can tan or why some asian people can´t drink milk quite interesting. But the most interesting thing about this thread is the knee-jerk reaction of people when they see a thread about "black people".

A political german stand up commedian was once talking about the politics in Africa. And he went like:
"Do you remember the fights in Rhuanda a couple of years ago? When the... The Hutsi were fighting the Tutu... or was it the Tuhis against the Hutis? Or... well... you know what I`m talking about. When the "Neger" were fighting each other" ("Neger" is a rather old fashioned and now socially banned german word for black people.)
At this point, the crowd started to boo. So he continued with:
"Ah, there you go. You don´t give a shit who was fighting whom or how many people got slaughtered. But saying "Neger" is a No-No, eh?"
 

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Cant be ginger.. ?

Wes Brown kinda is?

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Olgaline

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there's no template for what albino looks like ...
it's a pigmental disorder, meaning it can be in many degrees and varieties.
wouldnt know about wes brown, if he has 2 black parrents(wich would make in albino of some degree) or if it's due to black/white or asian/black or or or..
 

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