Bj Bj Bj!!!!

[old.Tohtori]

No Blowjobs here, just this:

Don't bother telling these bastards anything. They didn't even give me a happy birthday yesterday, not one

Cratulations, and profanations(that was suggested to me by computer) man!

It WAS gonna be a surprise party but...

 

[Thorwyn]

Grats!

 

[Eeben]

i was hopeing for a blowjob and this is all that i get?


But anyway TILLYKKE

 

[Blackjack]

Thanks
Better late than never

Atleast i had icecream. Even if i was eating it alone

 

[echome]

Grats Blackjack, hope you had a good day!

 

[Iceforge]

Yay! Congratulation!

 

[Varna]

If it tickles to much is this a bad thing?

 

[WiZe^]

how old ?

 

[Chronictank]

Thanks
Better late than never

such an attention whore!
Now bend over i just bought a bottle of KY as your bday presant

 

[Blackjack]

such an attention whore!
Now bend over i just bought a bottle of KY as your bday presant

I am not and attention whore!

I'll accept, man whore and modesty impaired though

 

[old.Tohtori]

By the way, the topic is also what Blackjack screams at his conquered women when he gets them home

 

[Chronictank]

By the way, the topic is also what Blackjack screams at his conquered women when he gets them home

I thought it was "monobrow monobrow monobrow"

YouTube - Carmen Electra as Mystique
[youtubevid]UMT_9T1h_20[/youtubevid]

 

[Blackjack]

By the way, the topic is also what Blackjack screams at his conquered women when he gets them home

I also beat my chest and display my dominance!

I thought it was "monobrow monobrow monobrow"

YouTube - Carmen Electra as Mystique
[youtubevid]UMT_9T1h_20[/youtubevid]

"BINGOWINGS!"

Actually i prefer hooters on the small side of the scale.
Flatchested women are sexy

 

[old.Tohtori]

Flatchested women are sexy

Umm, Blackjack, we have a word for those kinds of people...it's men.

 

[Blackjack]

Umm, Blackjack, we have a word for those kinds of people...it's men.

I said flatchested women are sexy. Not; women with big fat cocks are sexy

 

[Chronictank]

Only a BJ birthday thread icould end up on the topic of cocks within 15 posts ><

 

[old.Tohtori]

women with big fat cocks are sexy

I think i have to change my signature quote

 

[Blackjack]

I think i have to change my signature quote

I think the line "Taken completely out of context" applies here more than ever.

 

[Blackjack]

Only a BJ birthday thread icould end up on the topic of cocks within 15 posts ><

I'm just special in that way

 

[Ezteq]

Haaaaappy biiiiirthdaaaay toooo yooooou!!!


*brings out cake*


*ninja jumps out of cake*


dammit your fired!!


was supposed to be a hooker, sorry blackie



btw that carmen electra clip was great.

 

[fettoken]

someone here likes cocks, and it isnt mee!! well, i like my own but..

grats!!

 

[Ezteq]

someone here likes cocks, and it isnt mee!!

lol that'd be me, theyre so funny when naked men run!

 

[Blackjack]

was supposed to be a hooker, sorry blackie

It's ok, prefer my dick not falling off due to random STDs anyway

You can give a less "experienced" woman though.
Infact, from now on a hot virgin must be sacrificed to me every year on april 15!

 

[Ezteq]

but but but but


i though you liked crab cakes????

 

[Blackjack]

but but but but


i though you liked crab cakes????

I like eating clams too...
But get a bad one, and you'll be tossing your cookies for days. Always make sure it's nice and fresh when you eat clam

 

[old.Tohtori]

I like eating "clams" too...
But get a bad one, and you'll be tossing your cookies for days. Always make sure it's nice and fresh when you eat "clam"

A...a...



too easy...

 

[Blackjack]

A...a...



too easy...

I believe it was quite obviously an ambigious post
But good to know you are still perv enough to notice

 

[old.Tohtori]

But good to know you are still perv enough to notice

Whadda'ya mean "still"

 

[fettoken]

A...a...



too easy...

someone recently reached puberty... :touch:

 

[Blackjack]

Whadda'ya mean "still"

Well, once one has established enough perv'ness.
"Wow, what a perv." is replaced by "Ohh, still a perv i see."
It's one of those things we suffer, growing older.