NSFW Bizzare song thread

[BloodOmen]

Ok! the challenge is! you need to get an existing song (anything at all) and change the lyrics to make it sound humorous go go find thy song of choice and change the lyrics for the good of man-kind... and freddyshouse offtopic!


*starts looking for a song*

 

[old.Tohtori]

What "challenge"?

 

[BloodOmen]

to make a song sound funneh :<

 

[old.Tohtori]

to make a song sound funneh :<

...*bang head on table*

Yes yes i know, just meant that where's the challenge in that.

I was once th most renown songtwister in these here parts ya know! *spits and adjusts crotch*

 

[BloodOmen]

...*bang head on table*

Yes yes i know, just meant that where's the challenge in that.

I was once th most renown songtwister in these here parts ya know! *spits and adjusts crotch*

Ok then how about this


Sod the thread lol.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ok then how about this


Sod the thread lol.

Nah, it'll be fun, just can't do it now while at work

 

[Ezteq]

oh actually i got one already, i usually just sing it at random times whenever it pops in to me head.

mememeee


*ahem*

Copacabana by Harry Tannilow (revised lyrics by Armatage Shanks)

Her name was Lola, she drank a co-la
From a dirty glass, that’s how she caught ebola
The glass was infected, not disinfected
And while she tried to be a star, her guts came out her arse
She’d start to liquefy, right before your eyes *ha cha*
It was pretty bleeh, all across the floor
Who could ask for more?

At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana (Copacabana)
The grossest spot north of Havana (here)
At the Copa (CO!), Copacabana
To wash up the glasses is not what passes
At the Copa....don’t drink the coke!


*big dancing number..with feathers*

 

[Ezteq]

oi come on!

 

[AngelHeal]

Copacabana by Harry Tannilow (revised lyrics by Armatage Shanks)

Her name was Lola, she was on crack
From a dirty glass, she was sold to a guy called jack.
The glass was infected, so was the needle
And while she tried to be a star, her adiction was fubar
She’d start to liquefy, something rhymes on liquefy
It was pretty bleeh, bleeh bleeh
Who could ask for more? a junky like her that tries to score.

 

[old.Tohtori]

So are we posting our own or borrowing?

 

[AngelHeal]

So are we posting our own or borrowing?

sry i got inspired by all OT ppl

 

[Ezteq]

oi thats plagerism that it...when its perfectly clear that that song was all my own original and not stolen from anyone!!

i'll sue!

 

[AngelHeal]

oi thats plagerism that it...when its perfectly clear that that song was all my own original and not stolen from anyone!!

i'll sue!

theres nothing to haul from here

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just so you don't think i'm filled with air!

No wait...

Anyway!

Put video on, sing along!

Clicky for video.


When I wake up, well I know Im gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who makes a post for you.
When I log-out yeah I know Im gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who gets replies from you.
If I get drunk, as you know I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna be the man who posts drunk just for you.
And if I'm owning, yeah i know i'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who's owning just for you.

Well I would make 500 posts.
And I would post 500 more.
Just to be the man who made a 1,000 posts
So you don't have to bore.

When I'm posting, yes I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who's posting hard for you.
And when the reppies, comes in for the posts I do,
I'll spread almost every rep back on to you.
When I flame back, ooh I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who flames back just for you.
And if it gets old, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who's getting old with you.

Well I would make 500 posts.
And I would post 500 more.
Just to be the man who made a 1,000 posts
So you don't have to bore.

Da da da da!
Da da da da!
Li da dim dum di dee dum, Di dee dum di dee dum,
Da da.

Dii ba daa da!
Duu de daa da!
Da da da dum diddly dee dum, Di dee dumly di dee bum,
Ta-da!

When I'm boring, well I know I'm gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who's boring without you.
When I'm reading, yes I know I'm gonna read,
I gonna read about the time when I'm with you.
When I log-out, well I know Im gonna be,
I'm gonna be the man who gets replies from you.
If I get drunk, as you know I'm gonna do,
I'm gonna be the man who posts drunk just for you.

I'm gonna be the man who posts drunk just for you.

Well I would make 500 posts.
And I would post 500 more.
Just to be the man who made a 1,000 posts
So you don't have to bore.

Da da da da!
Dii da duu da!
Lim dam der dur di dee dum di dee dum di dee dum!
La-da!

Da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da dum di dee dum
Di dee dum di dee dum
Ta-da.

Da da d...da...
Da ....*sigh*
Lib da duudi daadiadaa....

-takes a drink-

-smokes some-

Lada diid a daa.

Strong finish!!

Well I would make 500 posts.
And I would post 500 more.
Just to be the man who made a 1,000 posts
So you don't have to boooore....

 

[Hawkwind]

Couldn't bring myself to watch those two twats again but the re-wording is good 7/10. Ez, there is something faguely familiar about but still made me laugh so 8/10

So concludes the scores so far from the Dubai panel (me + my bottle of Dalwhinnie).

 

[old.Tohtori]

Aye, not the best song to re-do as it's really has nothing in it.

Ah well, 7/10 with that song is good enough.

Will be back though