bites!!

Ezteq

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Gah I flipping hate them (except sexy bites) insect bites I mean, mosquitoe, flea anything itchy eergh!! they are horrible!

They itch like a bastard then I scratch myself stupid in my sleep and end up with a huge raw red weeping wound (down boys) then ends up becoming a scar.

Do any of you have any tips for effectively treating bites, I have tried some creams, antihistimenes, tiger balm, scoring the bite with side of nail (someone said it worked..they lied) and none of it works!!

any recommendations would be gratefully accepted thankyou!


*itchitchitchitch*
 

Thadius

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Make sure you get bit on your ladybits, gives you some cover when you feel horny to have a scratch!
 

CorNokZ

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Nothing is better than a good itch that can go on for days...

Mmmm *itch*
 

old.Tohtori

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And now an important public service announcement.

Don't scratch.

That is all :D
 

Thadius

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I think Cornokz is having a Resident Evil 1 moment
 

Raven

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Got stung by a wasp on Sunday, wasn't that great!
 

CorNokZ

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Lidocaine removes all itches! Also works after a heavy night coke snorting fyi!
 

Olgaline

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Just looked Lidocaine up on wiki,

Additive in cocaine
Lidocaine is often added to cocaine as a diluent.[10] Cocaine numbs the gums when applied, and since lidocaine causes stronger numbness[11], users get the impression of high-quality cocaine when in actuality, the user is receiving a diluted product.[12]

I did not know this.

but back on topic, we use it allt he time at home Ez, and it's quite effective, it however does not remove the mental awarenes of the bite, wich is just yelling for you to scratch it.
 

Lakih

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Just looked Lidocaine up on wiki,



I did not know this.

but back on topic, we use it allt he time at home Ez, and it's quite effective, it however does not remove the mental awarenes of the bite, wich is just yelling for you to scratch it.

Use alcohol to numb the mental awareness... :drink:
 

Ezteq

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Got stung by a wasp on Sunday, wasn't that great!

I'll swap you!! at least bee/wasp stings don't itch lol...they just really hurt Oo

Thanks for advice Olga, will see if I can find any, though it sounds as if it actually works so they probably won't sell it in the UK lol
 

Vasconcelos

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itchy

scrachty

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TASTY!!
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TdC

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I never pegged you as being covered in fleas, Ez :(
 

Thorwyn

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Get one of those ultra-high-frequency sound thingies and you´re safe at night.
 

Ezteq

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I never pegged you as being covered in fleas, Ez :(

cheeky sod lol no i'm not, I pick up mozzie bites when I'm out running and flea bites I don;t think I have them but maybe get one or two from stroking cats and dogs while out


Eh? I thought she was a woman??? :p

haha! although I am a bit concerned about the was bit...AFAIK I still am one :(
 

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