Birds (why do they always shit on your car but never around it)

[Garok]

Why is it that Birds always manage to shit on your car and never around it? Its like every bit is strategicly placed the little swines.

On a side note when I washed the latest truck load of shit off my car a particular stubben load managed to wash off into the shape of a smiley face. Leaveing me happy but feeling abit sick at the same time.

 

[cazno]

I wooonder whos car a bad-bird just made a p00p00 on :]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Neighbor owns a jaguar.

You know what's my feel good remedy in the morning?

 

[Himse]

Neighbor owns a jaguar.

You know what's my feel good remedy in the morning?

ROFL.

 

[Bahumat]

Neighbor owns a jaguar.

You know what's my feel good remedy in the morning?

a wank?

 

[Biggilus]

i find they dont just shit on your car randomyl, they place their shit on the feckin windscreen, and when i put the wipers on it just spreads it all in a nice thick white arc which i cant get rid of for ages

 

[DocWolfe]

I read somewhere its something to the bright colours of the cars.

 

[Garok]

I read somewhere its something to the bright colours of the cars.

Whoops guess a Gold Punto might not have been a good choice then ><

 

[Ezteq]

lol unrelated well sort of loosely related:

taking some rubbish out earlier and the bins are covered in birdshit (thats it... thats the relation) anyhoo opened one bin and the bin next to it started jibbering and squawking at me, opened it up and there was a squirrel running about with a pistachio shell in its mouth lol

any hoo legged it in here got camera bit it had set up camp under a squelchy bin bag so i left it (dont panic there are holes in the bin lids.... chewed by squirrels) in there.

 

[Chronictank]

Whoops guess a Gold Punto might not have been a good choice then ><

tbh if you went with gold id encourage the little buggers :<

 

[tris-]

a gold car?

who are you, a 70s pimp or something?

 

[Phooka]

My car is grey and they always tend too hit the windows on the passengers side or drivers side.... Skillz imo, can't be mad without givving props first..

edit:

i find they dont just shit on your car randomyl, they place their shit on the feckin windscreen, and when i put the wipers on it just spreads it all in a nice thick white arc which i cant get rid of for ages

this is prolly why Dick Dasterdly wants too "Stop the Pidgeon" Ruzzafuzza...

 

[leviathane]

got a green clio, had in for bout a month so far, and so far no bird shit to clean off. Mebbe they just feel sorry for me i dunno.

 

[Vladamir]

Black fiesta, and the c**ts shit all over it

 

[Garok]

a gold car?

who are you, a 70s pimp or something?

Such discrimination agasint my chosen carear path!



..............

It was a choice between that and Metailic Orange one .. so went for the lesser of two evils.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

birds managing to sit in a tree an only hit the car with their shit is akin to one of lifes other little mysteries...
some blokes seem to be able to piss all around the toilet and its seat but never hit the pan
in physics we call this: sods law

 

[Lamp]

Anyone fancy cleaning this baby ?

 

[tris-]

some blokes seem to be able to piss all around the toilet and its seat but never hit the pan

from all the males i know ive never seen this happen once.

 

[old.Tohtori]

from all the males i know ive never seen this happen once.

Aye, it's just a silly misconception that women have about us men.

When you handle your wiz-master for a couple of decades, you know where you piss.

 

[tris-]

i guess women just love making a big fucking fuss out of nothing.

 

[Gogge^^]

Aye, it's just a silly misconception that women have about us men.

When you handle your wiz-master for a couple of decades, you know where you piss.

i dont

 

[Outlander]

I can piss perfectly well on my own, gave it to the ladeh to hold once and she was bloody useless and ended up making me piss over the toilet/wall/my shoes.

 

[tris-]

any male over the age of 5 can piss into the toilet

 

[Bahumat]

Im not allowed to go to toilet on my own, mum says i have to call the fire brigade out to supervise incase i make a mess.

 

[Dakkath]

I can piss perfectly well on my own, gave it to the ladeh to hold once and she was bloody useless and ended up making me piss over the toilet/wall/my shoes.

I'm guessing if (s)he agreed to hold it whilst you did that, (s)he's no ladeh!!!

 

[Vladamir]

I'm guessing if (s)he agreed to hold it whilst you did that, (s)he's no ladeh!!!

Maybe (s)he just likes golden showers?