Bigger Than Jesus !!!11

[Wij]

Today I rise above all other deities to a plateau of magnificence previously unimaginable to Gods and Men alike. Kneel before me and beg my forgiveness and love or face my terrible wrath. Infinite is my anger against sin but also infinite is my justice, wisdom, compassion and c0><0r !1



(OK, I should get out more)

/edit: plz look at my profile. it's interesting !!!1

 

[xane]

now I've definitely seen this before

 

[Will]

You just reminded me of www.jesus.com - I recommend the letters section.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

www.jesusdressup.com is always a good classic

 

[Summo]

Howzamoma!

10,000 posts, eh? My, my. 10,000. Tsk. Plus you lost a truckload with the deletion of the Far Gate forum *mourn* so it's prolly more like 10,200 in real terms.

You sad, sad little man.

I want to be you.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Wij aer teh sasd geek0r w1th no l1fe!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111

(pld, have an *uNF* on me:


*uNF!* )

 

[Moving Target]

Speaking of Jesus

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=131428

 

[throdgrain]

Damn I'm just creeping towards 2000, and you say you've done 10,000 ?? Blimy you uber-poster you

 

[old.Jas]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
You just reminded me of www.jesus.com - I recommend the letters section.

ROFL - thats brilliant

 

[Nibbler]

Well done.

*chips in with the other dieties to buy a nice leather chair for our new god*

*worship*

 

[Furr]

lol the hatemail that guy on jesus.com gets is funny , seeming as the person just taking the piss but they are taking it completly wrong , oh well

 

[S-Gray]

Lol i notice Wij aint replied to anyone..

 

[mr.Blacky]

well he cant help it he is making wine out of water, thats hard work

 

[Summo]

Rubbish. He just wants to keep his post count at a nice, pure 10,000 for as long as possible.

"...for I, the Lord your God am a jealous God..."

 

[Furr]

well i say we should rise up agianst the gods , just because they are immortal and can shoot lightning they think they can rule us! well im going to fight!!!! whose with *gets zapped by lightning*

 

[Summo]

And if I hear any more of that talk, I'm aim for yer nads.

 

[mr.Blacky]

now now dont forget you are a minor god, for throwing lightning you at least have to be a junior god

 

[xenon2000]

I remember when I was ahead of Wij

(He was at #6)

 

[Furr]

where is that statistic would be quite interesting to see
also on another unrelated note lead nibblers a moderater? im off to post some warez and pr0n

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by FuROf knight
where is that statistic would be quite interesting to see
also on another unrelated note lead nibblers a moderater? im off to post some warez and pr0n

It got canned a while ago. Used to be on the front page.

If it's any help though, I *think* the top posters are:

1. Wij
2. Tdc
3. Embattle
4. Someguy
5. Moving Target

*goes off to check...*

 

[Furr]

*waits*

 

[xenon2000]

Yep, zat eez correct.

wij - 10000
tdc - >9000
emb - ~7000
SG - ~6000
MT - <4000

 

[Furr]

how do you find out random stuff like that?

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I guess he checked the profiles of all those who had been deitys for a while :/

Pld Wij.

 

[mr.Blacky]

is Wij gonna stop posting?

 

[Furr]

Wij....you smell of smegma

NOW RETALIATE

 

[caLLous]

C'mon Wij, 10,001 has a nice symmetrical look to it, I'm sure you could just put that 1 extra post in.

 

[Furr]

even better is 10,1010
or 10,111 or 10,011

digi numbers

 

[S-Gray]

Lol, he isnt replyin at all

 

[old.samm]

Wow wij, your postings ability is amazing. Big kiss from me. (dont tell tremor):wub: