Big Piss

[cHodAX]

Always freaks me out a bit when I go for a piss and I don't stop for a good 5 minutes. I don't mean a mere trickle either, I mean a good old blast that constantly keeps going for a fair old while. Earlier I must have pissed out a good 2 litres but I haven't drank any more than normal, perhaps 1.5 litres of fluids all day I have have been pissing as normal throughout the day. Where is this magical mystery golden shower water coming from?

 

[Lamp]

* Drinking a large amount of fluids, particularly those containing caffeine or alcohol
* Too much salt or glucose (if you have diabetes)
* Certain medications, especially diuretics
* Diabetes (including diabetes insipidus)
* Psychogenic polydipsia, most common in women over age 30
* Kidney failure
* Sickle cell anemia
* The slow onset of death

 

[Moriath]

hehe prob cause its a cooler day and you not sweat so much ..

But really you wanna talk about piss ?

 

[cHodAX]

Must be the slow onset of death, all the others came up nil.

 

[cHodAX]

But really you wanna talk about piss ?

Would rather piss all over Lamp and then rub my bollocks on his chin but talking shall suffice for the moment.

 

[Lamp]

watersports ? Yeah, I'm game !

 

[cHodAX]

watersports ? Yeah, I'm game !

Filthy slag!


Let me fill my bladder up and I shall be on the next train!

 

[Lamp]

you'll have to wait...Bahumat's shagging my alsatian

 

[cHodAX]

you'll have to wait...Bahumat's shagging my alsatian

Now that is what I call dogging old skool styleh!

 

[Ezteq]

lol I thought B2 was running the bath the other day, we were about to head out so I called out and he was like "lol I'm peeing!"

it was amazing lol

 

[Ch3tan]

Where is this magical mystery golden shower water coming from?

FH Doctor says - better get your affairs in order, not long now.

 

[Sparx]

hehe prob cause its a cooler day and you not sweat so much ..

But really you wanna talk about piss ?

You do know that pee and sweat are in no way related dont you?

 

[tris-]

Always freaks me out a bit when I go for a piss and I don't stop for a good 5 minutes. I don't mean a mere trickle either, I mean a good old blast that constantly keeps going for a fair old while. Earlier I must have pissed out a good 2 litres but I haven't drank any more than normal, perhaps 1.5 litres of fluids all day I have have been pissing as normal throughout the day. Where is this magical mystery golden shower water coming from?

sounds like youre gonna die

eventually.

and youve broken the laws of physics by creating matter from no where. if you put 1.5 of something into a system, you cant get 2 of that same somthing back out.

 

[Reno]

You do know that pee and sweat are in no way related dont you?

Wrong.
With a fixed intake of fluids on a day to day basis, say on day 1 you sweat more than usual, you won't be peeing as much, but if on day 2 you sweat less you will pee a bit more.

@ Tris.
Dehydration?

 

[tris-]

sweat also contains some urea which is found in piss.
sparx, youre banned from giving any fh doctor advice

 

[Sparx]

Thank fuck i work with PCs instead of people

 

[Thadius]

I usually have a big old Dad piss when I have had a tankful of Tetley's finest.

 

[Sparx]

You have just reminded me i have beers in the fridge. ya beauty

 

[Marc]

Have you noticed in the toilets in pubs when you are having a piss next to an old man, they place their hand over their cock instead of under it?

 

[Thadius]

Have you noticed in the toilets in pubs when you are having a piss next to an old man, they place their hand over their cock instead of under it?

She you cant be a pecker checker!

and wtf were you looking at an old mans genital region?! M Look into the face and nowehere else!

 

[Marc]

She you cant be a pecker checker!

and wtf were you looking at an old mans genital region?! M Look into the face and nowehere else!

Im looking where im pissing, i have periphrel vision you know.

What do you look at when your sat down taking your piss???

 

[Thadius]

Im looking where im pissing, i have periphrel vision you know.

What do you look at when your sat down taking your piss???

A book or I play my ds. I love sit down pisses!

 

[Ezteq]

yeah jeeze you guys are lucky, sitting down to pee rocks indoors but on a train where it wobbles and you might fall off or outdoors where you have to coopy down and there is almost always a fucking nettle or bit of holly that wasnt there when you checked but as soon as coopying starts there it is and then you pee in your shoe and it all goes to hell tbh.

standing up to pee must be freekin awesome.

 

[Thadius]

yeah jeeze you guys are lucky, sitting down to pee rocks indoors but on a train where it wobbles and you might fall off or outdoors where you have to coopy down and there is almost always a fucking nettle or bit of holly that wasnt there when you checked but as soon as coopying starts there it is and then you pee in your shoe and it all goes to hell tbh.

standing up to pee must be freekin awesome.

p-mate: introduction

 

[Lamp]

you can stand up & pee if you want. You'll have lovely warm legs. For a while anyway.

 

[Ezteq]

ew im not pissing on my own legs!



I have people to do that for me.

 

[Wonk]

oi, that wasn't your legs!

 

[Bahumat]

you'll have to wait...Bahumat's shagging my alsatian

ooh she's gonna get it tonght!

 

[Ezteq]

lol jokes on you... its a boy!!

haha Bahu's dogfriend is gay!!

...wait