Big Joke imo

[Sparrow]

Personally I get all my lines here:
http://www-ai.ijs.si/cgi-bin/eliza/eliza_script

Why do you say your goldfish to help you outwit i but he said it wasnt a hard enough challenge so made you think up your own lines?

That's what it told me to say :<

 

[Loch]

Do you often turn to websites you perceive to be intelectually greater than yourself puff, for material?

 

[Sparrow]

No, that'd be reaching for the stars. I merely go for the ones intellectually greater than you. Currently researching my next reply at http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/teletubbies/.

Apparently I'm supposed to say something about riding cock-horses, but I'll refrain.

 

[remi]

zzz, loch n sparrow get a room already

 

[Loch]

Pöh, I always knew you were a bit dipsy, and slightly la-la, but I never knew you took it that far xl but I fear we stray too far off topic! So..

Why did Blejs try and cross the road?

 

[Sparrow]

Why did Blejs try and cross the road?

He didn't, he was afk on autorun.

Pöh, I always knew you were a bit dipsy, and slightly la-la

Dipsey \Dip"sey\, Dipsie \Dip"sie\, Dipsy \Dip"sy\, n. 1. A sinker attached to a fishing line; also, a line having several branches, each with such a sinker, used in deep-sea fishing.

la (la)The sixth tone of the diatonic scale in solfeggio

Well done, I am deeply aggravated by your hurtful words.

 

[Loch]

He lost stick on someone? Should take lessons from remi :l

 

[remi]

tsk, your just jealous lochnubber

 

[Zapsi]

zzz, loch n sparrow get a room already

Seems they have :wub:

 

[Sparrow]

I agree, caster + 28 effects = Win.

 

[remi]

still crying about 28effects? dig up sum new thing too whine bout imo

 

[Sparrow]

zzz, loch n sparrow get a room already

* Now talking in #ascending.dawn

still crying about 28effects? dig up sum new thing too whine bout imo

Who's crying? I was suggesting its use as a positive thing.

 

[Loch]

"You cast a Mastery of Concentration Spell!"
You have too many effects right now. spell failed.
You scream in anger and cancel waterbreathing, pom, and croc morph!
You realise you're a caster!
You feel like Remish!
You were just killed by Embarassment!

 

[Sparrow]

You forgot "You panic and press both strafe buttons"

 

[Loch]

Nah, was saving that for the next post, along with "You hit your auto whine on IRC key! You gain -3 reputation but +2 e-penis!" and "/macro /g Don't worry m8s we can blame scout adds"


Anyway, stop going off topic, more jokes!

 

[Sparrow]

How many BO does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[Loch]

Not sure, by the time the bulb has gone out, Mael, BaF and 2fg randoms have already seen it on the chatgroup and ran to help xl

 

[Sparrow]

The correct answer would be "8, because the other 79 helping aren't in BO." Yours is accepted though.

 

[Loch]

Knock knock!

 

[Sparrow]

Wait, I think I know this one!



Who's there?

 

[Loch]

Bo!

 

[Sparrow]

Bo who?

 

[Loch]

BO, and mael, and kn, and baf, and sc, and LoT, and fedaykin, and white rose, and onslaught, and warders, and animus, and grimnur's guard, and, and..


oops, I forgot this was meant to be a joke, not an emain bg xl

 

[remi]

pls come out and farm us loch

 

[Sparrow]

What's the difference between Vanern Swamp and Blejs's Emain cg?

 

[Loch]

No idea, what is the difference between vanern's swamp and blej's emain bg puff?

 

[Sparrow]

Not all mids haven been in Vanern.

 

[Loch]

What do you get if you cross BO with a class full of 'special needs' 5 year olds?

 

[Sparrow]

Easy. Maelstrom.

 

[Loch]

Sorry, that was the wrong answer! You should've said 'A room full of retards that are remarkably good at adding!' x<