Big Brother

[Damini]

Not watching it. Honest. However, channel surfing, stumbled across, watched it for two minutes before my eyes collapsed into my head and my soul fell out my ears, but this question arose...

Tracey. Seriously, that's a man, isn't it? I mean, I've seen more feminine testicles. Is it meant to be some big surprise when Tracey is revealed to be a man? Or is this like when I had too much to drink, and watched The Sixth Sense, and thought Bruce Willis was dead through the whole film and predicted the twist was that he was alive? Does everyone think its a man and the twist is its really a girl?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

 

[tris-]

i think its just an ugly bitch.
i also dont understand that old lesley bint. she pretends to cry at everything and then says "OMG IM FINE REALLY IM FINE" 'insert pretend crying' "HAHAH IM FINE LOOK AT ME"

 

[JBP|]

Well as the toilet is most probably located in the middle of the kitchen i can't see how he/she could hide their dangely bits from the rest of the what appear to be cock hungry housemates.*


*All these are assumptions made from listening to the radio. (no really they are.)

 

[Gray]

Cant stand BigBrother at all. Did look at the pictures though on the BBC and noticed that the twins are actually quite tasty. Not enough for me to watch though.

You can almost sense a threesome or Lesbian scene coming from somewhere...

 

[Chilly]

~inhales~

FUCK OFF BIG BROTHER!

 

[DaGaffer]

8 years. 8 FUCKING YEARS OF THIS SHIT, scarring the British psyche, lowering the IQs of millions, exporting its evil banality all over THE FUCKING WORLD. OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!

I´m not even in the UK, I won´t be back in the UK until after its over, and yet I´ve already seen several forums posts and had three emails about fucking Big Brother. Will someone please burn down the BB house, Channel 4 and Endemol, perform an exorcism on the ashes and then salt the ground? Please?

 

[Deebs]

8 years. 8 FUCKING YEARS OF THIS SHIT, scarring the British psyche, lowering the IQs of millions, exporting its evil banality all over THE FUCKING WORLD. OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!

I´m not even in the UK, I won´t be back in the UK until after its over, and yet I´ve already seen several forums posts and had three emails about fucking Big Brother. Will someone please burn down the BB house, Channel 4 and Endemol, perform an exorcism on the ashes and then salt the ground? Please?

Hmmm

agree with you there Dave. I went to my sisters for a few days this week and I ended up watching it for a few hours.

was fucking dire but before I burn the house down I would have to have a go on the twins and chanel.

Ta

 

[DaGaffer]

Hmmm

agree with you there Dave. I went to my sisters for a few days this week and I ended up watching it for a few hours.

was fucking dire but before I burn the house down I would have to have a go on the twins and chanel.

Ta

See what you´ve done? I have no idea what these twins look like and now I´m tempted to go to the website and have a look. Damn you sir! Well I`m not going to do it. I`m going to walk out of this internet cafe and go blind looking at foxy Colombian chicks instead. Ha!

 

[Sparx]

there you go

 

[Dr_Weasel]

I prefer this shot of them;

The one on the left seems thicker than the other one, but they are both pretty dumb. Still, I wouldn't say no. Especially if that Emily broad joined in

 

[leggy]

Is this where we all pretend to have massively inflated IQs and claim to hate BB while starting academic debates about Dante and Dostoevsky? When really it's like a horrific motorway accident that you end up rubbernecking despite proclaiming your hatred for other rubberneckers.

 

[Raven]

No, its where we say we don't like screeching media whores. I dont think IQ has much to do with it, boredom threshold and imagination maybe.

 

[Whipped]

QI had the best thing to say about it last week.

The guy that owns Endemol is the Great-Great-Grandson of the man that designed the london sewer system. So, where-as he was employed to remove shit, his Great-Great-Grandson has succeeded in pumping shit, back into the populace

 

[Louster]

academic debates about Dante and Dostoevsky

I wish. That would be cool.

 

[Damini]

I've just never got on with ME! ME! ATTENTION! ME! people, and the thought of a whole household of them, grasping at fame for fame's sake, playing for the cameras, it causes me stomach ulcers. It's not intellectual facism, though people that revel in being borderline non sentient do drive me crazy. "I'm so stupid that I eat my food with a spoon carved from poo! And think Shropshire is a mood! I'm a right character, me!". Maybe they haven't gone for the lovable-dipshit this season, though somehow I think the temptation would be overwhelming.

I've actually had a nightmare that I was in the BB house before. I was in the bathroom, locked in, working out how I could get out of the house without getting broadcast, and panicking. I prefer the nightmares where I get to bludgeon Zombies to death, rather than ones where I wonder about the acoustics of weeing being caught by microphones.

 

[Deebs]

I've just never got on with ME! ME! ATTENTION! ME! people, and the thought of a whole household of them, grasping at fame for fame's sake, playing for the cameras, it causes me stomach ulcers. It's not intellectual facism, though people that revel in being borderline non sentient do drive me crazy. "I'm so stupid that I eat my food with a spoon carved from poo! And think Shropshire is a mood! I'm a right character, me!". Maybe they haven't gone for the lovable-dipshit this season, though somehow I think the temptation would be overwhelming.

I've actually had a nightmare that I was in the BB house before. I was in the bathroom, locked in, working out how I could get out of the house without getting broadcast, and panicking. I prefer the nightmares where I get to bludgeon Zombies to death, rather than ones where I wonder about the acoustics of weeing being caught by microphones.

On a side note, I hear you are leaving Canterbury for pastures new?

Where o where art thou fucking off to?

ps. There are not many I wouldn't do in the house ;p

 

[Damini]

Well, we were aiming for Chartham, but having done some sums it looks like we may be staying put for a while longer. Interest rate rises make me nervous.

 

[Mobius]

i'm in love with the posh blonde girl, emily. i won't be watching it but i hope to christ she gets her muff out at some stage.