Bib Brother 7

[Marc]

Pete or George (who will be the dark horse) to win

That Shazamm! or whatever hes called needs knocking out, my bet is George will do it as hes a public school boy.

Mikey is a closet fag.

Lea looks like that famous michael jackson mug shot and I wouldnt touch her with Himse's

Bonna (its bonnie you stupid fucking chav) will be the first to go

Nikki would get it

Grace might if I was drunk

Richard makes me uke:

 

[haarewin]

dawn. thats her name, morbid lady. love her.
i bet she'll get voted out early like mary

 

[Lamp]

Have no time for BB

 

[Hansmoleman]

Have no time for BB

phew, thank god you posted that one, at least now we all know eh

 

[Gibberish]

Imogen Thomas happens to be my boss' step-daughter. I also work with her father.

(if anyone is at all interested in knowing that)

 

[Marc]

Imogen Thomas happens to be my boss' step-daughter. I also work with her father.

(if anyone is at all interested in knowing that)

in that case, what are you waiting for? Get on the dog and bone to the News of the world and tell them some stories about her for ££££££££

 

[Gibberish]

in that case, what are you waiting for? Get on the dog and bone to the News of the world and tell them some stories about her for ££££££££

You won't know how tempting that actually is. If I didn't like the girl I probably would

Also, I doubt News Of The World could pay me enough to compensate me being sacked by the boss if she ever found out it was me who spilled the beans.

 

[Thadius]

You won't know how tempting that actually is. If I didn't like the girl I probably would

Also, I doubt News Of The World could pay me enough to compensate me being sacked by the boss if she ever found out it was me who spilled the beans.

That would be unfair dismissal, hence you could get compo

 

[Amanita]

By the sounds of it big brother is becoming more and more of a freak show and the scary thing really is that its happening because the audience loves it.

 

[Marc]

You won't know how tempting that actually is. If I didn't like the girl I probably would

Also, I doubt News Of The World could pay me enough to compensate me being sacked by the boss if she ever found out it was me who spilled the beans.

I know of someone who sold a sports story to the news of the world that only took up about 1/5 of a page in the sports section (wasnt big news) and got £30k for it. Big brother stories sell for shit loads more than that I would imagine, especially if its a shagging story.

People who apply for BB have either got to brave, or stupid as i know I wouldnt have the bottle, purely because of all the stories that could be dragged up about me that I wouldnt like published in a news paper.

 

[[slim]]

I was gonna apply for it this year but i was afraid the story about me actually living my life in an online game and having no 'real' friends just people i talk to through i.p addresses may have been brought up

 

[Thadius]

I know of someone who sold a sports story to the news of the world that only took up about 1/5 of a page in the sports section (wasnt big news) and got £30k for it. Big brother stories sell for shit loads more than that I would imagine, especially if its a shagging story.

People who apply for BB have either got to brave, or stupid as i know I wouldnt have the bottle, purely because of all the stories that could be dragged up about me that I wouldnt like published in a news paper.

I would have loved to go on that show

Most of my shit has come out many a times, I wouldnt give a shit.

Id love to go it just to lamp that Gay Asian guy and the Village People reject

 

[Thadius]

I was gonna apply for it this year but i was afraid the story about me actually living my life in an online game and having no 'real' friends just people i talk to through i.p addresses may have been brought up

We all know that as a fact anyway

 

[Marc]

Instead of making them do daft challenges, they should just give them as much ale and drugs as they can handle. Now THAT would be must watch tv

 

[[slim]]

I would have loved to go on that show

Most of my shit has come out many a times, I wouldnt give a shit.

Id love to go it just to lamp that Gay Asian guy and the Village People reject

/yawn


you wouldnt even talk to him. U'd sit in the diary room and ask for a possible internet connection asking big brother ... "Hi Big Brother. I have come in because i have a raid at 7.30, i know about the evictions and all but i really need to get online so if you could set me up with a connection i would be very grateful"

<Big Brother> : Erm ... STFU n00b!!!!!1!one

 

[Thadius]

Instead of making them do daft challenges, they should just give them as much ale and drugs as they can handle. Now THAT would be must watch tv

Lol true

 

[Mall]

That chinese bird is annoying

I used to have to work in the same place as that annoying bird. She was also on Blind Date years ago, poor bloke she got to go on holiday with wasn't a happy chappy

 

[Raven]

a plague of locusts would be fun, or maybe a bad case of food poisoning as a change from the self congratulating and shallowness

 

[Thadius]

uke:

/yawn


you wouldnt even talk to him. U'd sit in the diary room and ask for a possible internet connection asking big brother ... "Hi Big Brother. I have come in because i have a raid at 7.30, i know about the evictions and all but i really need to get online so if you could set me up with a connection i would be very grateful"

<Big Brother> : Erm ... STFU n00b!!!!!1!one

Damn right

Then i would qq when he said no

Then BB would go "OMG!!!!11 rOoflskates!!!! J00 are pwn3d!"

 

[Marc]

fuckin lol@Nikki. Typical splitarse, has to wear the same pair of jeans for more than a day and its a major drama "i cant drink tap water!!!!"

 

[Dorimor1]

Apparently Pete is registered on this forum... Can anyone confirm?

 

[tris-]

it was a windup :/

 

[Cozak]

fuckin lol@Nikki. Typical splitarse, has to wear the same pair of jeans for more than a day and its a major drama "i cant drink tap water!!!!"

Aye god she is such a fucking whiney little bitch..

 

[leviathane]

I've never wanted to hit a women befor until i watched this series, but tht stupid bitch crying bout not being able to drink tap water omfg i could easily open a couple cans of whoop as on her.

 

[Thadius]

I've never wanted to hit a women befor until i watched this series, but tht stupid bitch crying bout not being able to drink tap water omfg i could easily open a couple cans of whoop as on her.

Could sell your story to News of the World.

Cool 1 million quid there

 

[Unleashed]

Pete to win - guy is a legend!

 

[Elkie]

Never watched big brother that much before, watched all of it so far, is aight tbh they all proper safe people cept that shabazz man if that guy kept touching me like he is to those house mates i would of gone sick by then lol, pete to win tbh guy is a legend

 

[DocWolfe]

that shabazz just told everyone that when he was 16 he ran away from home and was starving so a guy paid him a tenner to bum him and afterwards he beat him up and took it back.

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

that shabazz just told everyone that when he was 16 he ran away from home and was starving so a guy paid him a tenner to bum him and afterwards he beat him up and took it back.

Fucking LOL xD

 

[Thadius]

that shabazz just told everyone that when he was 16 he ran away from home and was starving so a guy paid him a tenner to bum him and afterwards he beat him up and took it back.

It was Vladamir