BG 0 Sunday

[Brylle Madness]

Lol u alb casters are so easy to kill that we can kill u even with a cordless telephone.
Get your bt up if u wanna stay alive from my arrows in bg1
BTW why are hibs so inactive in BG ?

 

[k0ugar]

oh no.. another alb sucks thread.. oh plz.. sumone hand me a gun..to shoot this muppet

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Im sorry I cant let you do that, as Kindeers SB protector. Hey mate, I be haribo - twas very fun on sunday I agree but that albs werent ALL bad (some wer epretty apalling though).

 

[k0ugar]

fair enuff.. just have to shoot the pair of u then

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Oh arse, your on your own now kindeer mate.

 

[k0ugar]

nice to have friends that stand by you thru think and thin isnt it kindeer?

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

When it all boils down to it Im an SB, we are spinless gits. (ACtualyl now Im a hunter but thats another point).

 

[Ryu_Murasame]

May I just add....

You wanted to know where all the Hibbies were? Well, here goes.

At the Hibernian TK a clever druid wandered around looking at the new vegitation on the wonderous island. His small wolf pup started chewing on the leaves and promptly started dribbling uncontrollably, got -really- hungry, and his eyes went kinda red... The druid, being an ever curious fellow, decided to see what had happened to his young pup, and sampled the leaves liberally... He was last seen bothering the lord of the keep for the keys to the pantry.

Pretty soon, the entire Hibernian population that entered BG0 was sampling this wonderous vegitation, and had the overwhelming urge to sit around inside the keep, giggling foolishly and watch some invention they kept referring to as 'Xbox' (Hibernian scholars have since been looking into the hidden meaning behind this mystical word) and when they weren't doing that, they kept telling each other that they all had bloodshot eyes... Not even the sylvans could keep their curiosity at bay.

Alas, that was not the end of the tale for the hibernians, as they started to grow more adventurous in their sampling, one clever fellow (who cannot be named for various political and social reasons) decided to shred a bunch of these leaves and place them inside a single, larger leaf that he rolled into a strange cylider and lit with a handy torch. He was last seen floating somewhere over the main keep where he made some excellent practice for the archers in the middle. This practice was since banned as the younger hibernian population felt that being riddled with arrows was probably not the ideal way to spend their afternoons. Dribbling and laughing uncontrollably at Firbolgs seemed like a much better idea.

- From the Diary of Drychnacht, the Sylvan VW with eternal Pinkeye.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Fair enough <moves to hibernia>

 

[Shagrat]

Will you spam posters just fuck off to off topic or something, Im getting sick of every thread being hijacked by 3 or 4 people talking page upon page of absolute bollocks.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

So erm right, you have posted all of twice recently. Just now and once in another thread which involved zero spam, solid evidence there.What exactly did this thread have to do with you anyway?

EDIT:

My first reply (above) was slightly arrogant, Id just like to point out that none of this is spam, its relevant and all invloved are enjoying it. The thread doesnt concern you, it does not require you to read it and does not require your approval. You do not own these forums and until random off-topic crap is flooding here you have nothing to complain about without sounding like a spoilt child who isnt getting his way.

 

[Ryu_Murasame]

/applaud BlitheringIdiot

/dismiss Shagrat - your irrelevence is astounding.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

As I like a happy ending:

To no longer see 'spam' posts by certain people (and in this thread I presume you are refering to me).

- Click profile for BlitheringIdiot
- Down at the bottom it will say "Add this person to your ignore list"
- Click it
- You will never have to read a post by me ever again.

 

[Shagrat]

spoilt child not getting my way???? whatever. I wasnt having a pop at specific people merely trying to get across the point that a lot of people are posting questions/queries which are then lost in a mass of post/counter-post which are irrelevant (not irrelevent) to the posters original point.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Ok, you find me one genuine question which hasnt been answered anywhere in the Battleground forums. That doesnt include questions like "FFS, why do albs zerg me?!?!?!??!!?!??!".

 

[Shagrat]

yea well that is true i suppose

Maybe I should avoid reading BW after a bad day at work

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Hehe yup perhaps

...and they all lived happily ever after.

 

[k0ugar]

till the hibs returned with the magic leaves, and the dribbling wreck of a wolf pup.. and then it all went crazy. the end