Better than the bloke who made fried toe sarnies

[ECA]

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his genitals and devour it.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_799383.html

 

[Yoni]

*amused*

 

[Debaser]

Unrelated, but on the same site...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_798926.html?menu=

 

[pcg79]

i think i saw that in the metro

*shudder*

 

[Wij]

I talked to my shoe for 4 hours on a test tube once.

Oh and me and a friend had 3 strawberries each one night and sat in the dark for many hours making circles of light with cigarettes whilst sat under seperate desks at different ends of the room. Occasionally The Doors Live seemed to come on the CD player quite loud. I may have imagined that though.

No wonder my brain doesn't stop thinking about 90 things a second.

Drugs are bad.

*eat toes*

 

[Lester]

*thinks somethings afoot*

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by Lester
*thinks somethings afoot*

You've ruined next weeks surprise! I hope your happy with yourself!

 

[Wij]

*be happy with self*








(*fap*)

 

[dysfunction]

How many more kittens must die so you can *be happy with yourself* ??

 

[mank!]

It is impossible to achieve inner peace through masturbation.

 

[kanonfodda]

Originally posted by mank!
It is impossible to achieve inner peace through masturbation.

Damnit, now you tell me! It's too late for my eyes now :S

 

[Debaser]

Originally posted by kanonfodda
Damnit, now you tell me! It's too late for my eyes now :S

...and my arthritic wrists

 

[Wij]

Please shake my hairy hand.

No I'm down here !

*be blind, short and retarded*

 

[old.Fweddy]

Originally posted by mank!
It is impossible to achieve inner peace through masturbation.

I think its worth a try.

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by mank!
It is impossible to achieve inner peace through masturbation.

Although a sore nob is a certainty..........

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by Wilier
Although a sore nob is a certainty..........

That depends on how much lube you use.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by ECA
That depends on how much lube you use.

and/or how much sandpaper

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Wij
and/or how much sandpaper

:scared:

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by Wij
and/or how much sandpaper

pfftt, sand paper is for wimps. Wire wool is the way to go Wij'y.

 

[kanonfodda]

Originally posted by Wilier
...Wire wool is the way...

Bloody hell! the sheep are 'ard down your way!

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by kanonfodda
Bloody hell! the shepherds are 'ard down your way!

Fixed.

 

[Testin da Cable]

*"fix" wij*

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
*"fux" wij*

Fixed.

 

[Testin da Cable]

ph34R!!


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_800821.html

 

[Tom]

http://www.globalapathy.com/news_comments2.asp?NewsID=84

 

[Clowneh!]

FUCKING IDIOT FUCK FUCK YUK

 

[mank!]

Then they made me a new pisshole. It's between my asshole and where my sack used to be. So now I have to squat to piss.

lolol :\

 

[*Kornholio*]

I bet he posts on here pretty often

 

[pcg79]

love the comment

you're not a man, u have no penis or balls. You're not a women, no clit. your not a-sexual as you can't reproduce on you own. Whats does that make you?...oh...thats right...a muppet

 

[doh_boy]

Aye just read it myself (got the link of b3ta) Its is worrying even if it is fake :s

oh yes and uke: