Best way to let out rage?

[liloe]

Seriously … been working on my bachelor thesis for days and hours now and if I hadn't learned to keep calm, I'd smash in some objects right now, lol ^^

So what do you think, what is the best way to let it out? =) The thing is due this tuesday and all I need is 5 more pages … but I cba

Why am I spamming this here? Guess it's part of the "I don't want to work" program

 

[leviathane]

A good wank will do the job. That or goin for a long ass run normally does the job

 

[CorNokZ]

rape

 

[megadave]

stabbing and rape

 

[Moriath]

stabbin rape and pillage

 

[Gwadien]

Punching bag does it for me - loose weight too, heh.

 

[liloe]

Punching bag does it for me - loose weight too, heh.

If I lose any more weight, I die But generally a good thing, if only I had a punching bag :<

 

[Gwadien]

Okay, it tones you up :]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Can't believe that those rape answers still get a pass.

Aaaanyway;

Usually a wank does help, but it's not th easiest solution.

If i have a moment of ultimate pissed offity, takes a lot though, i usually tell ym room mates/co workers etc "I'm going to punch this wall now." and then do so.

Or a couch, or kick a cabinet door etc.

One punch/kick and it's over really.

This probably works with some hippie bullshit about blowing an imaginary bubble and blowing it away too...but it you lean towards that, aim for the nose, hippie soft spot.

 

[Hawkwind]

Beer and a good ruck.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Jsut re-read my post and it looks like something the guys from Frasier would've done;

"Oh i do apologize, but i must insist my fist meets your face at utmost haste."

 

[Urgluf]

YouTube - Michael jackson Beat it Lyrics

 

[Thorwyn]

Any kind of sport will do. As long as youre muscles are in motion, they will reduce the stress level.

 

[Urgluf]

fap fap fap

but actually I tend to go play some soccer or go to the gym. it really helps

 

[Genedril]

but actually I tend to go play some soccer or go to the gym. it really helps

5-a-side in a cage with high probabilities of both your team & the opposition getting lairy after a couple of tough tackles.

You get tension - exercise - adrenaline - desire to win & if you're really unlucky a kicking from Bridlington’s least fine specimens because you tackled someone (it's not non-contact is it??) or because you had the nerve to win.....

 

[Zenith.UK]

Why are people talking about fapping?
I find one of the best ways to let out anger is to have a hard session banging my wife. It's VERY satisfying.

 

[Thorwyn]

Yeah but as you might know, liloe is living in Germany, so it would be a pretty long trip for him. :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

Why are people talking about fapping?
I find one of the best ways to let out anger is to have a hard session banging my wife. It's VERY satisfying.

Hmpf. Everyone knows that marriage exponentially increases your fapping amount

 

[Hawkwind]

Hmpf. Everyone knows that marriage exponentially increases your fapping amount

There is a reason for that, have you tried getting hold of paper bags these days? The bitch wont let me use plastic

 

[Ctuchik]

buy a baseball bat, (aluminium preferably, because lesser weight = more swings) go to the local chav hangout and start hitting the kids in the face untill it stops being funny.

 

[Ctuchik]

There is a reason for that, have you tried getting hold of paper bags these days? The bitch wont let me use plastic

cardboard boxes works to tho. and is easier to draw pretty faces on to...

 

[old.Tohtori]

buy a baseball bat, (aluminium preferably, because lesser weight = more swings) go to the local chav hangout and start hitting the kids in the face untill it stops being funny.

That would be the moment they draw out; 2x knife, 3x own bats, 2x gun and 1x "Free hit with every purchase" card?

 

[fettoken]

A better idea would be to get a baseball bat, get out on the street... start screaming in rage and bash in cars to the best of your ability.

 

[Bugz]

I always find the Wii quite satisfying to relax you, whether it be Wii Sports or games.

The Wii Sports bowling where you have to knock down increasing amount of pins (up to 90) is extremely satisfying. Launch a bowling ball right down the middle at top speed and watch the pins fly all over the place!

 

[Mikah75]

I find martial arts do the trick, keep you fit, are fun, meet loads of nice people and then kick the shit out of them

 

[old.Tohtori]

I always find the Wii quite satisfying to relax you, whether it be Wii Sports or games.

Gods your girl really has de-testiculated you

 

[CorNokZ]

Why are people talking about fapping?
I find one of the best ways to let out anger is to have a hard session banging my wife. It's VERY satisfying.

This is true! Banging Zenith's wife does release anger in the best way

 

[Madmaxx]

5-a-side in a cage with high probabilities of both your team & the opposition getting lairy after a couple of tough tackles.

You get tension - exercise - adrenaline - desire to win & if you're really unlucky a kicking from Bridlington’s least fine specimens because you tackled someone (it's not non-contact is it??) or because you had the nerve to win.....

this is actually true, i joined an off-season 5 a side league and we kicked lumps out of eachother, seemed to do the trick.

 

[Zenith.UK]

This is true! Banging Zenith's wife does release anger in the best way

Hey! Get off my wife coz I just got off yours.

 

[Ezteq]

This is true! Banging Zenith's wife does release anger in the best way

yeah works for me too, I call her antonia the tiger cos she's Grrrreat!!

and back...to the topic!


Do not punch walls/doors etc, you may release rage but your hand will be broken and then you will be unable to finish your assignments. I find beating the shit out of a sofa cushion (one of the big ones not a throw pillow) does help, running is also good but also try meditation... my form of meditation consists of watching cartoons and eating M&Ms; clearing ones brain totally and then starting afresh.

Sitting staring at the PC does no good and just goes towards making you feel even more useless & stuck than you did previously.