Best way of getting drunk in short time

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Jerelyn, Jan 26, 2004.

  1. Jerelyn

    Jerelyn One of Freddy's beloved

    ok here we go lads and ladies

    1: drink 1/4 liter of cream
    2: wait a few mins
    3: try not to puke
    4: hot shot 10-30 vodka, rom or other spiritus (all after how much you can drink overnight)
    5: try not to puke again
    6: drink 1 beer
    7: don't try to stand up
    8: try not to puke ffs!
    9: drink some more
    10: go to bed with a bucket by your side
    11: puke

    i dare you to try this ;)

  2. Sissyfoo

    Sissyfoo Fledgling Freddie

    Sounds kinda stupid. Don't think I'll bother with this one.
  3. mts

    mts Fledgling Freddie

    why not go all the way and do something really stupid:

    all of this in succesive order

    run a couple of miles (depending on your shape). donate blood. buy a case of beer. find sauna. consume case of beer whilst in very, very hot sauna. *enter drunkness/death*

  4. SilverHood

    SilverHood Resident Freddy

    Seems like a waste of money if it's just gonna go in the bucket again.
    Not to mention, getting drunk on your own, isn't exaclty most people's idea of a good time.
  5. Roo Stercogburn

    Roo Stercogburn Resident Freddy

    Hi children.

    Drink beer/spirits/whatever, relax if you enjoy it, stop if you don't.

    Funny stories surround everyone's various antics at times when they've had a few.

    This isn't one of them ;)
  6. Graknak

    Graknak Fledgling Freddie

    don't eat for 24-48 hours and take 1-5 shots of 40%+ liquor, wait a few mins and presto, cheap drunkenness, just make sure you eat tonnes after that and drink enough water or else yer gonna waste yer precious but cheap drinks anyway afterall ^^
  7. pez

    pez Can't get enough of FH

    jump of a really really big cliff while drinking a shandy
  8. ilaya

    ilaya Can't get enough of FH

    its more a guide to be a tad drunk and puke aint it? hehe

    if u wanna get drunk.. straight forward method is easiest.. trust me.. im a bloody expert, booze and lots of it. (if u wake up in hospital 3 days later then u achieved drunkeness to my level.. sure u can beat this though)

    ooh and btw, i used to be called Susan but they put me in wrong operation theatre. another story..
  9. Serbitar

    Serbitar Fledgling Freddie

    neck a bottle of jd
  10. Doh_boy

    Doh_boy Resident Freddy

    What I did at a recent LAN.

    1 X Large Bottle of leffe.
    1 x Bottle of Amarretto (spirit that tastes like marzipan).
    1 X Bottle of Black Bush (Irish Whiskey).
    4 X Small bottle of sweet cider

    All in the time period 9:00 - 11:00.

    It makes playing trackmania fun AND challenging at the same time.
  11. Sharma

    Sharma Can't get enough of FH

    Dont eat all day then neck 3 pints of beer.
  12. Skeggi

    Skeggi Fledgling Freddie

    Well, call me old-fashioned but I alway try getting drunk by simply drinking beer. It's getting more difficult to get drunk from beer, but hey, it's a challenge!
  13. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    I never try and get drunk. If I'm having a good time, it happens. If not, then getting drunk doesn't improve it.
  14. mts

    mts Fledgling Freddie

    my suggestion was kinda humorish/not serious. i certainly hope none of you will try to pull it off ;D
  15. TeaSpoon

    TeaSpoon Fledgling Freddie

    Don't really have a method.....

    Tho 6-8 tequila shots seem to sort my friends out :)
  16. Linnet

    Linnet Fledgling Freddie

    Snort vodka. Very very cheap way to get drunk. Just don't try it with tequila if you value your sense of smell ;')
  17. Kokelimonkelmedisin

    Kokelimonkelmedisin Fledgling Freddie

    I think if you get it injected into youre bloodstream, by using a needle you will get drunk alot faster :)
  18. old.FIN

    old.FIN Banned

    who give a shit?

    i dont

    your all sad child who cant order at bar without fake id

    get back to daoc an leave the boozze to the big boys
  19. sibanac

    sibanac Fledgling Freddie

    Take shot glass, 2/3 absinth (the real stuff) 1/3 storh rhum(brown 80°), 1 drop of hot sauce
    Repeat 3 times
    wiat 20 minutes
    find out why its called 'illusion'

    edit : dont sue me for any brain damage caused or other shit happening
  20. plomien

    plomien Fledgling Freddie

    ok i used to work in a bar and we made a nice drink,

    take a pint glass
    take 1 bottle of flavoured alcho-pop (hazy dayz was the normal and was lemon flavoured)
    add 2-3 shots of vodka
    add 2 shots of blue curaco (spell check on this)
    top pint up with lemonade

    add an umbrella, a slice of lemon, and a straw (straw is important others can be left)

    this will get you into a nice relaxed faze

    but please remember alcohol is not to be abused and used in moderation and NEVER drink and drive :kissit:
  21. Smurflord

    Smurflord Fledgling Freddie

    Agreed, you might spill it when going round a corner.
  22. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    Just try it, and see how your parents enjoy paying for your funeral.
  23. yaruar

    yaruar Can't get enough of FH

    i used to snort vodka to sober myself up during long drinking sessions.

    the pain is... unique...

    As for getting drunk quickest...

    Poteen or any other home stilled drink...
  24. Nuked

    Nuked Fledgling Freddie

    or you could just down a few shots within the space of 15 minutes :p

    (sorry if someone said this, i cba reading the whole thread)
  25. Dillinja

    Dillinja Can't get enough of FH

    Yeah. 23 posts could take a while.
  26. Kokelimonkelmedisin

    Kokelimonkelmedisin Fledgling Freddie

    nah u wont die... unless you overdo it, in wich case you would have died from just drinking it allso.
  27. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    If you're that confident, just try it. You won't be posting here again.
  28. Derric

    Derric Fledgling Freddie

    The big boys? That would be you and your gay friends in the sauna? :)
  29. Jerelyn

    Jerelyn One of Freddy's beloved

    here's a spoiler for the ones who didn't get it the first time

    i will write it so you all get it, m'kay

    the cream adds +100 to your stomachs AF :rolleyes:
    when drinking the "potions" with vodka or whatever, they don't bursts your stomachs newly added AF. the AF is medium resistant to vodka and the like..
    when you've waited.. 10 minutes after drinking the vodka, your AF sligthly decreases, and you will totally ruin it with a beer due to the carbondioxide (spelling!)
    and you wil get the FULL rush of the XX vodka in a snap of a second..
    THEREFORE the "try not to puke" ;)
    did i write it clear enough?

  30. Marczje

    Marczje Fledgling Freddie

    Shotglass, Stroh80, light it, drink it, quickly drink a bit of water and repeat, guaranteed drunkenness in a very short time.

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