Best way of getting drunk in short time

Jerelyn

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ok here we go lads and ladies

1: drink 1/4 liter of cream
2: wait a few mins
3: try not to puke
4: hot shot 10-30 vodka, rom or other spiritus (all after how much you can drink overnight)
5: try not to puke again
6: drink 1 beer
7: don't try to stand up
8: try not to puke ffs!
9: drink some more
10: go to bed with a bucket by your side
11: puke

i dare you to try this ;)

-Jerelyn
 

Sissyfoo

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Sounds kinda stupid. Don't think I'll bother with this one.
 

mts

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why not go all the way and do something really stupid:

all of this in succesive order

run a couple of miles (depending on your shape). donate blood. buy a case of beer. find sauna. consume case of beer whilst in very, very hot sauna. *enter drunkness/death*

;D
 

SilverHood

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Seems like a waste of money if it's just gonna go in the bucket again.
Not to mention, getting drunk on your own, isn't exaclty most people's idea of a good time.
 

Roo Stercogburn

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Hi children.

Drink beer/spirits/whatever, relax if you enjoy it, stop if you don't.

Funny stories surround everyone's various antics at times when they've had a few.

This isn't one of them ;)
 

Graknak

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don't eat for 24-48 hours and take 1-5 shots of 40%+ liquor, wait a few mins and presto, cheap drunkenness, just make sure you eat tonnes after that and drink enough water or else yer gonna waste yer precious but cheap drinks anyway afterall ^^
 

pez

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jump of a really really big cliff while drinking a shandy
 

ilaya

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its more a guide to be a tad drunk and puke aint it? hehe

if u wanna get drunk.. straight forward method is easiest.. trust me.. im a bloody expert, booze and lots of it. (if u wake up in hospital 3 days later then u achieved drunkeness to my level.. sure u can beat this though)

ooh and btw, i used to be called Susan but they put me in wrong operation theatre. another story..
 

Doh_boy

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What I did at a recent LAN.

1 X Large Bottle of leffe.
1 x Bottle of Amarretto (spirit that tastes like marzipan).
1 X Bottle of Black Bush (Irish Whiskey).
4 X Small bottle of sweet cider

All in the time period 9:00 - 11:00.

It makes playing trackmania fun AND challenging at the same time.
 

Skeggi

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Well, call me old-fashioned but I alway try getting drunk by simply drinking beer. It's getting more difficult to get drunk from beer, but hey, it's a challenge!
 

Tom

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I never try and get drunk. If I'm having a good time, it happens. If not, then getting drunk doesn't improve it.
 

mts

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my suggestion was kinda humorish/not serious. i certainly hope none of you will try to pull it off ;D
 

TeaSpoon

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Don't really have a method.....

Tho 6-8 tequila shots seem to sort my friends out :)
 

Linnet

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Snort vodka. Very very cheap way to get drunk. Just don't try it with tequila if you value your sense of smell ;')
 

old.FIN

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who give a shit?

i dont

your all sad child who cant order at bar without fake id


get back to daoc an leave the boozze to the big boys
 

sibanac

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Take shot glass, 2/3 absinth (the real stuff) 1/3 storh rhum(brown 80°), 1 drop of hot sauce
drink
Repeat 3 times
wiat 20 minutes
find out why its called 'illusion'


edit : dont sue me for any brain damage caused or other shit happening
 

plomien

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ok i used to work in a bar and we made a nice drink,

take a pint glass
take 1 bottle of flavoured alcho-pop (hazy dayz was the normal and was lemon flavoured)
add 2-3 shots of vodka
add 2 shots of blue curaco (spell check on this)
top pint up with lemonade

add an umbrella, a slice of lemon, and a straw (straw is important others can be left)

this will get you into a nice relaxed faze

but please remember alcohol is not to be abused and used in moderation and NEVER drink and drive :kissit:
 

Tom

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Kokelimonkelmedisin said:
I think if you get it injected into youre bloodstream, by using a needle you will get drunk alot faster :)
Just try it, and see how your parents enjoy paying for your funeral.
 

yaruar

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Linnet said:
Snort vodka. Very very cheap way to get drunk. Just don't try it with tequila if you value your sense of smell ;')

i used to snort vodka to sober myself up during long drinking sessions.

the pain is... unique...

As for getting drunk quickest...

Poteen or any other home stilled drink...
 

Nuked

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or you could just down a few shots within the space of 15 minutes :p

(sorry if someone said this, i cba reading the whole thread)
 

Kokelimonkelmedisin

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Tom said:
Just try it, and see how your parents enjoy paying for your funeral.
nah u wont die... unless you overdo it, in wich case you would have died from just drinking it allso.
 

Tom

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If you're that confident, just try it. You won't be posting here again.
 

Derric

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old.FIN said:
who give a shit?

i dont

your all sad child who cant order at bar without fake id


get back to daoc an leave the boozze to the big boys
The big boys? That would be you and your gay friends in the sauna? :)
 

Jerelyn

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here's a spoiler for the ones who didn't get it the first time

i will write it so you all get it, m'kay

the cream adds +100 to your stomachs AF :rolleyes:
when drinking the "potions" with vodka or whatever, they don't bursts your stomachs newly added AF. the AF is medium resistant to vodka and the like..
when you've waited.. 10 minutes after drinking the vodka, your AF sligthly decreases, and you will totally ruin it with a beer due to the carbondioxide (spelling!)
and you wil get the FULL rush of the XX vodka in a snap of a second..
THEREFORE the "try not to puke" ;)
did i write it clear enough?

-Jerelyn
 

Marczje

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Shotglass, Stroh80, light it, drink it, quickly drink a bit of water and repeat, guaranteed drunkenness in a very short time.
 

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