Best Spam Email ever

[Sparx]

Look they didnt even bother to caps the important stuff like names

COUNTRY: ABIDJAN, IVORY COAST

DEAR ONE,
PLEASE PERMIT ME TO INTRODUCE MY SELF TO YOU, MY NAME IS Silverline komas,I AM 20 YEARS OLD,
THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF LATE CHIEF Komas Nickolas , WHO WAS A FAMOUS COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN HERE,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST (COTE D'IVOIRE). I AM SEEKING FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION TO HELP ME TRANSFER THE SUM OF (US$7,500,000.00 )SEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN DOLLARS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

PLEASE, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THIS MY TOTAL FUND AS YOUR COMMISSION FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE TO ME. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I HAVE ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS IN RELATION TO THIS FUND DEPOSITED BY MY LATE FATHER IN THE BANK. ,FOR CONFIDENTIAL AND SECURITY REASONS
PLEASE KINDLY MAIL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MY LETTER FOR ME TO GIVE YOU MORE IMPORTANT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS FUND AND EQUALLY SEND YOU MY PHOTOS SO THAT YOU WILL SEE AND KNOW WHOM I AM.
THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE FOR ME,

I M WALTING FOR YOUR REPOUNDING SOONEST

Best Regard,
Silverline ,

And what does this mean?

I M WALTING FOR YOUR REPOUNDING SOONEST

 

[pikeh]

Help her! Dear god! HELP HER!

 

[Sparx]

already sent a reply back with all me details. Fear not

 

[pikeh]

already sent a reply back with all me details. Fear not

Let me know what her Repound is, I'm walting.

 

[Lamp]

Repound LOL

 

[Congax]

If she's fit, I'd say you better repound her aswell.

 

[Ezteq]

sheesh you guys, a repound is when you give em a pound then they give it back to you and you give it back to them...thus re- pounding them. it was invented in the inter war years as a way to boost morale by making people think they had more money than they actually did.


blimey i thought everyone knew that!

 

[Sparx]

i thought it was pounding them then doing it again...sexually Alright

 

[Tasslehoff]

That last sentence had me in tears

 

[Bahumat]

I think you should pound her immediately!

 

[Vladamir]

He already did Bahumat, hence the email says RE pound!

 

[Lamp]

Will one be wanting fries with that ?

 

[Thadius]

Welcome to the 419 Eater

Don't think its been updated for a while, still a funny as hell read!

 

[Lamp]

You've got to be a cock of the highest magnitude to hand money over to these Nigerian fraudsters. Either that or born yesterday.