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[Mordenaar]

Please can i join in?

Only if you have the following desirable traits:

• Aged between 9 and 12
• Enjoy hanging around on street corners, and when suits, stealing penny sweets in your hoody pockets and sprinting out of the shop hoping the police constable didnt notice the CCTV footage of the hand in the sweet counter.
• Have a unconscious skill of terrorising the general public with your pocket knife and hockey mask.
• Must have mugged atleast 2 grannys, gaining £5 profit in commission for your hard worked labour.

:england:

 

[Laddey]

Only if you have the following desirable traits:

• Aged between 9 and 12
• Enjoy hanging around on street corners, and when suits, stealing penny sweets in your hoody pockets and sprinting out of the shop hoping the police constable didnt notice the CCTV footage of the hand in the sweet counter.
• Have a unconscious skill of terrorising the general public with your pocket knife and hockey mask.
• Must have mugged atleast 2 grannys, gaining £5 profit in commission for your hard worked labour.

:england:

I'm out

 

[Sean]

Only if you have the following desirable traits:

• Aged between 9 and 12
• Enjoy hanging around on street corners, and when suits, stealing penny sweets in your hoody pockets and sprinting out of the shop hoping the police constable didnt notice the CCTV footage of the hand in the sweet counter.
• Have a unconscious skill of terrorising the general public with your pocket knife and hockey mask.
• Must have mugged atleast 2 grannys, gaining £5 profit in commission for your hard worked labour.

:england:

pfft, im perfectly qualified, maybe even qualified if u count raping that old dog that lives round the corner frm me

 

[Mordenaar]

pfft, im perfectly qualified, maybe even qualified if u count raping that old dog that lives round the corner frm me

ZOMG! that was you!?!?!? The press said something about the uncertainty of the dog population after finding the dog to be HIV positive.

Extinction Is INEVITABLE! hehe

 

[Toxic]

pfft, im perfectly qualified, maybe even qualified if u count raping that old dog that lives round the corner frm me

lies! a dog wud never let u rape it.

 

[Sean]

lies! a dog wud never let u rape it.

i know >< was a lie, your mum is the only thing in this world that lets me, she even pays me with bread crumbs after

 

[Toxic]

i know >< was a lie, your mum is the only thing in this world that lets me, she even pays me with bread crumbs after

its sad that the "world" you live in, you have skillz and people r willing to give you bread crumbs for sexual favours. when in reality your a skilless thing that hasnt worked out the purpose of its existance. (i mean it in a nice way) and your about as irish as a japanese dogs cock imho so..

Enjoy Lads!!

p.s. not everyone can get a gohan globe award for flamin yano!

 

[Coldbeard]

My mind, it aches from reading this thread.

 

[Phule_Gubben]

Only if you have the following desirable traits:

• Aged between 9 and 12
• Enjoy hanging around on street corners, and when suits, stealing penny sweets in your hoody pockets and sprinting out of the shop hoping the police constable didnt notice the CCTV footage of the hand in the sweet counter.
• Have a unconscious skill of terrorising the general public with your pocket knife and hockey mask.
• Must have mugged atleast 2 grannys, gaining £5 profit in commission for your hard worked labour.

:england:

you forgot to add

Man-boobs

 

[Sean]

old thread bump +1