Best movie one-liners

[Lamp]

What ones do you like ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

You think that's air you're breathing? - Fartrix

 

[pikeh]

"we'll do this the old navy way. the first one to die loses"
hot shots part deux

"Stings the nostrils, in a good way"
anchorman

also anything by leslie neilson
or will ferrell.

 

[tris-]

Avi: Look in the dog.

 

[pikeh]

"its a free country aint it?"

"well it aint a free shop. so fuck off"

snatch <3

 

[Shagrat]

Stop your grinnin and drop your linen. Found em. Aliens

 

[eksdee]

"is that a raincoat?"

"yes it is paul!"

 

[Vladamir]

 

[Sparx]

 

[Sparx]

damn you vlad

 

[Golly]

such snatch quotage and no1 mentioned "Tyrone, when you reverse, things come from behind"

shocking

 

[crispy]

Pff wuzz one liners :>

Army of Darkness is the winner with:

Good... bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

<While burying his undead 'brother'>
Ash: Hey you got some shit on your face.
Brother: What?
<Ash shoves a shovelfull of dirt on the brothers face>

Ash's pick up line for the princess:
Gimme some sugar baby!

I could go on.. Watch the movie!

And dont get me started on Bruce Willis in The Last Boy Scout!

Every fucking conversation is a one-liner xD

 

[Lamp]

One I like from Bottom (Series 3 - "Terror")
"Have you got any more exploding carrots ?"

 

[Overdriven]

"Ass to mouth is NEVER okay!" - Clerks 2

 

[old.Tohtori]

"Ass to mouth is NEVER okay!" - Clerks 2

It's sometimes ok. - Clerks 2

 

[Olgaline]

Best or favorite one liners ?

it's not quite the same thing,

 

[Overdriven]

"I read somewhere that periods attract bears! They detect menstration!" - Anchorman!


Clerks 2 is great

 

[Elkie]

Do you want anything from the shop?

...Cornetto

 

[Jeremiah]

"These cows are small, but those cows are far away" - Father Ted.

 

[Laddey]

http://img.romerican.com/post070309_ceausescu_ill_be_back_stencil_graffiti_in_romania.jpg


Pretend its Arnie though!!!

 

[Jeremiah]

Do you want anything from the shop?

...Cornetto

I love that quote! :worthy:

 

[Heta]

Randal Graves: Well I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom. What if a customer comes in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth?

clerks 2

 

[leviathane]

such snatch quotage and no1 mentioned "Tyrone, when you reverse, things come from behind"

shocking

the better one is,
"you can shift can't you Tyrone" ......"Course I can."

 

[pikeh]

"I read somewhere that periods attract bears! They detect menstration!" - Anchorman!


Clerks 2 is great

the correct quote is "i read somewhere that periods attract bears. the bears can smell the menstruation"
"great. did you hear that ed? bears. now youre putting the whole station in jeopardy"


sorry lol ive seen that film like a bzillion times and i have to correct it when people misquote!:worthy:

 

[Punishment]

Airplane

''There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?''

And ...

''Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.''

Dr. Strangelove

President(Peter Sellers)''Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the war room''

Dogma

''I know they were just kids... but man we beat the fuck out of them!''

All classics
__________________

 

[aika]

"A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns."

-Vito Corleone, The Godfather.

also another classic from that movie:

"I'm gonna make him an offer he cant refuse"

 

[CorNokZ]

the better one is,
"you can shift can't you Tyrone" ......"Course I can."

Other good one from Snatch is:

"Wha' ar' you afrai' of Tommy? Ze Germans?!"

Also the entire Football Factory film !

 

[pikeh]

Airplane

''There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?''

:worthy:
also a great one from airplane is
"surely there is something we can do?"
"no, and dont call me shirley"
hah
not sure if thats quite right , but the jist of it is there

 

[Heta]

entire clerks 2 could be posted line by line here, damn there's some good material in there

 

[Dukat]

Practically every line in Snatch!

"For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, and a Pikey reaction is quite a fucking thing!!"

"What the fuck's that?!
Haha! this is a shotgun Sol!
It's a fucking anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!!"

"It turns out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey was a gypsy bare knuckle boxing champion. Which makes him harder than a coffin nail. "

"You aren't exactly Mr current affairs are you, Tommy? "Mad Fist" went mad, and "The Gun," shot himself."

"Why has he got a tea cosy on his head?!
To keep his head warm!!"

"What, proper fucked?"

"I didn't see it there.
It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a bag of fucking peanuts, is it?
It was a funny angle.
It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you. "


I love this film