Best Michael Caine quote:

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[Shagrat]

Gotta be "your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off".

with "stop throwing those bloody spears at me" as a close second

 

[Overdriven]

"Hang on a minute, lads, I've got a great idea. Errr..." (The Italian Job)

 

[Gibbo]

You sure he said that in Zulu? He was playing a toff in that film not your usual cockney.

Anyway voted for the Get Carter quote, the Italian Job ones are too obvious however very very funny

 

[Elkie]

He did not say that at any point in the film Zulu...

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

I rather like:

"I'll always be there because I'm a skilled professional actor. Whether or not I've any talent is beside the point."

"The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years."

This quote I found interesting:

"I prefer to remake flops. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels was a remake of a flop, and The Quiet American is a remake of a flop."

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels I didn't really like - I found it obvious and laboured. The Quiet American on the other hand is an absolutely oustanding film and Michael Caine is brilliant in it.

Actual great film quotes from Michael Caine's scriptwriters? Hec, where to even start, the above quotes don't even scratch the surface

 

[ilaya]

wasnt the zulu quote..

dont shoot until you see the whites of their eyes!!

oh and i voted for the blow the bloody doors off thing btw..

because i dont think the quote from get carter... i know you wear purple underwear is applicable.. unless u seen geordie star wars ofc haha.

 

[tris-]

pull my finger ofc, it also helps he was a stoner who grew weed in his living room.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Roos quotes are better since they don't have to be in context.

Something like "Pull my finger" is piss poor, not his words and outright ridicilous as a quote. Unless you know where it's from ofcourse.

 

[Serbitar]

my name is michael caine. and i am a nosy neighbour - stella street

 

[ilaya]

my name is michael caine. and i am a nosy neighbour - stella street

Fast Show...

 

[ilaya]

and on the subject of chucking spears...

YouTube - Javelin Hits Salim at IAAF Golden League meeting in Rome.
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[ordana]

The best quote had to be from Goldmember "There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intollerant of other peoples' cultures, and the Dutch"

 

[georgie]

About Jaws: The Revenge -

I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.