Best Man Speeches

[Scouse]

Did you shag a bridesmaid ?

Had some finnish girl trying it on outrageously. Deflected it nicely by telling her that if could convince my girlfriend to let her come home with us then I was game for the evening.

My missus wasn't particularly impressed and her rest-of-the-night-long-efforts tbh, but there was plenty for the wank bank

 

[caLLous]

Just imagine if you were unfit, that could never have happened!

 

[old.user4556]

Had some finnish girl trying it on outrageously.

rest-of-the-night-long-efforts

There's a pattern here - Finnish... won't let things go... won't leave you alone...

CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT THOUGH?

 

[Deebs]

Congrats on your marriage @Deebs !

What a fucker, the sooner we ditch Scotland and drop some nukes on it the better my friend

j/k I want Scotland to stay part of the Union, so many great memories (and boobies) in Glasgow. Shallow, I know