Best looking race?

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old.Witchunter

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Originally posted by froler
erm...i think dwarf woman got something going on....or is it just me?


:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:
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:D


Highlander and Norse women are a little to masculine. Celt women look too angry for their own good, Avalonians look damned strange and there's something uncanny about elven chicks.


As for the most admirable race, has to be male Lurikeens(cough). Females look wierd, but the males are absurdly cute. Seeing them pull of those moves against something 10x their size, adds to the game, imo.


The 'all round' looker, is a medium height Briton female, in plate or leather:
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You should have seen her in action, with a staff. Sadly she died to make way for my infiltrator, who is looking good but needs work on her colours :)
 
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Nala Lionne

Guest
Hey hey... Short briton women in chain are cute!!

Hmmm ... I kinda like the celt men with blonde spiky hair, with nice scale male ...... hoodless cloak ... No crap helm of course :)Puke: )

That's what does it for me!! :clap: :clap:
 
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Jupitus

Guest
Originally posted by Nala Lionne
Hey hey... Short briton women in chain are cute!!
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Pretty high on my list too, I'd have to say ;)
 
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old.tuppe

Guest
Dwarf women!
i was sold when one run close me on gna, hair! and hhmm
maybe its just my weakness against small womans?
Troll i am, nothing wrong whit malenka, but i want to be the boss in family :) !
 
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old.HiredGoon

Guest
Celts ALL the way.

The spikes, the tattoo-glassess thingy, everything. Rock hard women :clap:
 
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old.HiredGoon

Guest
oh, and the posh harlequin suit works well too :eek:
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
Ah... in-ter-es-ting... you guys jack off, too, when looking at your favorite female avatar?

Always had a good laugh on the old boards when that Middie player started spewing off how absolutely gorgeous and hot Boerx was... Mwhahaha... a snotty MALE teenager in RL.

Good gods... GOA should include lotion and hankies in future game boxes, eh?

Perhaps you should install EverQuest (aka EverPorn) and create a couple of first level female avatars... get some sleazy armor (well, armor on female skins generally looks sleazy in EQ) and have her walk around a bit... just to turn you on when yer bored.

Gotta love them nerdy, pimply geeks... think I popped a vein from laughing while reading yer posts. Prizeless.

... just afraid that people will start stalking my fat arse, Picasso boobed, female Troll now.
Be warned. She has pepperspray and a hammer...
 
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Nala Lionne

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:m00: :m00: :m00: Trust someone to try to stop everyone else having a joke :m00: :m00: :m00:

Anyway, its much better to take the armour off highlander males and look up their kilts, wouldn't yah say :p
 
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Luuna

Guest
Let's face it, if these boys are sitting at home playing computer games they aren't getting it anywhere else! ;)
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
Do not feed the trolls? So sorry... it was you luring me out with that big hunk of garbadge thread in the first place... right when it was feeding time.

Good gawds... lol.. what did you expect when you started that thread?
Wee, which cluster of pixels gets me the best woody?... then some nice little debate which one of the 5 (and that's a wild guess only [gee, just in case *BLATANT SARCASM ALARM*]) available female skins is/and why the most attractive.. time to log onto Real Life(tm).

Oh... and I didn't try to stop your fun. I wouldn't dare to stop your fun, no.

Still hungry.
Yours, utterly grateful for such delicious food,
TROLL

Bite me.
 
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Coren

Guest
Hehe, was some link to an article in another forum about different kinds of forum posters. Sickofit... seems to fit into one of these kinds pretty well. Can't remember the description/name, but it had something to do with so called 'constructive' flaming and thinking he's always right/perfect/whatever.

/cheers at stereotypes
 
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old.Hendrick

Guest
To get back to the topic:

The Highlander Mercenary Dressman extraordinaire –
1. Grey hair giving that look of experience while not making him appear too old
2. Scar on cheek makes a otherwise exceedingly smashing face even more interesting and always gives you something to talk about
3. Smashing chainmail in fantastic color
4. Well trained muscular body beneath, going nicely with above mentioned form-fitting armor
5. Flashy moves with two swords make every other fighter in the realm look like a retard in a wheel chair
6. Multi-purpose kilt

And a lot of self-esteem....

:clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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Nala Lionne

Guest
Hendrick dear, what colour is your dye at the moment?

[Coren - It's good how not only is he a stereotype himself, but likes to make everyone else out to be one too. Oh and some of his comments in reference to me are hilarious too, for reasons you might understand]
 
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Coren

Guest
I certainly do ;) , but let's refrain from feeding him more.

Your cluster of pixels certainly looked smashing again last night btw. :p
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
/cheers at Coren happy about his immunity to anti-troll, witty remarks spray

Golly gee! You hurt my feelings, good Coren.

"Constructive flaming"? How is constructive flaming supposed to work? I am honestly, deeply sorry.
How could I NOT get the spirit of this thread?
(Do you like me better now? Ahhh...not that I would really care:))

Ok, here is my favorite, mega-super-hot DAoC babe.

The female troll (figures, doesn't it?)
Fantastic butt, huuuuge gazonga's and a hip wiggle that makes me cry out in pure lust.
Who wants a skinny bretonian if you can get 2 metric tons of pure love? I would even say- female trolls... the Rubens girls amongst the DA hotties.

/sighs... ack... I give up. At least I've tried. Give me that.

And please, oh please- I am curious now. What stereotype am I?
And what stereotype are you? Oops, forgot :)
You are the anti-troll, super charming, witty remarks ripper.
Now give me a hug, big guy.
:fluffle:
I promise to be more destructive in the future. Big promise.

Oh.. and bite me.
 
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old.Hendrick

Guest
I need to recolor soon, Nally Dally. I'm all mixed up with crimson, green, brown and charcoal. Maybe I could do with some style advice - preferably given in the dark reaches of the dressing room...:whip:
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
Originally posted by Nala Lionne
Hendrick dear, what colour is your dye at the moment?

[Coren - It's good how not only is he a stereotype himself, but likes to make everyone else out to be one too. Oh and some of his comments in reference to me are hilarious too, for reasons you might understand]
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Some of my comments in reference to you.. mmmkay... like what?
Had a quick looksee at my posts (c'mon.. I am a harmless, little troll. Do I call you names? Nooooo... Do I use CAPS ALL THE TIME? CERTAINLY NOT...)... couldn't find me directly referring to you... hmmm. Sorry? Next time?

Yours,

the hungry, stereotypical troll

Bite me.
 
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Nala Lionne

Guest
Hendrick - Black and mauve! You can't beat it :clap: :clap: :clap:

Loving my pink :clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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old.Hendrick

Guest
To quote famous singer: The only thing that looks good on me is you :)
 
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LunarDarkShadow

Guest
Er.. did someone mention short Briton women in chain?.....

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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
Alright... don't stop feeding the troll but have a look-see here... it might shed light onto some things ;)

http://forums.barrysworld.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=307473#post307473

This and Damini's first post on the page before. Time to stop the charade... well, not really.

Still... troll women rock (mind the pun).
And still furthermore... the human mind is one fantastic machine... just think of all the nonsensical things we come up with when being bored... like this thread.

And Lady Lunar, you have always been a joy to look at /wink

Sincerely yours,
Troll

Bite me and LUVYALL ;)
 
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old.HiredGoon

Guest
well, some of us likes to look at the people, some of us like to look at the mobs. And you my frind, you just like to nag.

We all have different preferences :)


(btw, Celts still rule anyone. even trolls :eek: )

oh, and Boerx IS a hotty :D
 
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Jupitus

Guest
Originally posted by Sickofit...
And Lady Lunar, you have always been a joy to look at /wink
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... oh yes, hasn't she just /nudge /nudge, /wink /wink

:D
 
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Coren

Guest
Originally posted by Sickofit...
Alright... don't stop feeding the troll but have a look-see here... it might shed light onto some things ;)

http://forums.barrysworld.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=307473#post307473

This and Damini's first post on the page before. Time to stop the charade... well, not really.

Still... troll women rock (mind the pun).
And still furthermore... the human mind is one fantastic machine... just think of all the nonsensical things we come up with when being bored... like this thread.

And Lady Lunar, you have always been a joy to look at /wink

Sincerely yours,
Troll

Bite me and LUVYALL ;)
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LUV YA d00d! :p~~~~~~~

Trolls look extremely cute when they blush to be honest. ;)
 
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Nala Lionne

Guest
Hmmm, I wonder how many people secretly have a thing for pygmy goblins :m00: :m00:
 
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Bodzilla

Guest
I've seen the Yarley's a little closer to those rooters then they should be...
 
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Nala Lionne

Guest
Okay ... that's just disturbing.

Although ..... I never did trust those Yarleys really .....:eek6:
 
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