Best lastname?

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tripitaka

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Originally posted by Hargh
All of these made me giggle at my desk. Therefore I crown them winners! (And it's not even my thread!)

Succi FiveDolla

MyNameIsBob Bollox

monkeyspanker naturalbornwanker

WeeJock PooPongMcPlop

Squeeze Mgonads

We can see what your sense of humour is like then ;)
 
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tripitaka

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Originally posted by Moth Twiceborn
I've laughed at so many over my time in DAoC...

Sorceror Milk
Disparity Jones
Vermillion Typically
Aoln Partridge (aha)
Wezme Trainer
Almighty Pounding

...just off the top of my head...

oh, and one last one that made me piss myself. After all the arguments about names that went on in the Templars (which was fair enough - you don't want BingoPajama BangsYerMama running around in a roleplaying guild) I saw a Templar the other day called Adge Cutler. IRL, this was the lead singer of a bizarre comedy pop group called the Wurzels, who would dress up like country bumpkins and do things like "Oi got a Brand New Combine 'Arvester" to the tune of "Brand New Key" and "Oi 'm a Zider drinker" to the tune of Una Paloma Blanca".

But I guess you have to be terribly old to find that one funny.

I remember ! <guess im old then>
 
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Wonk

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I saw a few funny names on midgard excal like

Nanananna Batman :D
 
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hubu

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Saw this one in some US movie:

Savethedrama ForyourMama

^^
 
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nappe-uberbabe

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liked this one.. maybe a year old or so..

Grpmepls OrIWillGoGrr
 
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_-Coim-_

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omg i remember some of aligro's last names from a while back...
Aligro TheNaturalBornLeader - LOL :clap:
Aligro TheMasterOfCaerSidi - LOL :clap:
Aligro NerfMyGheyNames - :great:
 
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_-Coim-_

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Originally posted by nappe-uberbabe
liked this one.. maybe a year old or so..

Grpmepls OrIWillGoGrr

i know that guy irl :D
on alb excal he got a minstrel - Hehe Haha :D love that name
 
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Dwarfdeep

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Originally posted by dwindimir
A SM I saw in Pryd/Mid:
Imstalkedbyghosts theyliveinmypockets

Lol that was Revs's alt, a mate from my guild, he's come up with a few gems.

Happyhealer Dontharassme
Stalkedbyghosts Theyliveinmypockets
Surprisingly NotABot (yep, a shaman that ISN'T a bot)

I used to get laugh spammed when i logged on my shammy, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Wimmin :(
 
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old.mattshanes

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Betty Swallocks made a lot of people laugh but we only saw her once:D
 
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mirieth

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Mattshanes BoredAndDead rocked...

...but only because people thought they were finally free of the:
Mattshanes sends "LOL"
Alas, he carried on.

What a CUNT :great:.
 
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Gadd

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best name ever! my friends little level 10 dwarf


Hairyhealer CuresBaldness

or Masur Bayter
 
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_-Coim-_

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cba to read through the thread to see if someone's posted it already...but what about Auril Seks :clap: thats gotta be a winner :D
 
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fragoverrule

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My Sm goes by the name Tofasttohandle ForU


and for the dutch ppl here also got a shaman called

"Halvolle Melk" and a Skald Called "Volle Melk"
 
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Twaize

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I heard of a cleric named Filath EvilCleric! Now do u wan't to be healed by her?
 
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Gadd

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Originally posted by Twaize
I heard of a cleric named Filath EvilCleric! Now do u wan't to be healed by her?

it's either that or Hairyhealer CuresBaldness .... take your pick
 
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Arnor

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I saw a sm called Slipp Kukenmin


which roughly translated means Letgo Ofmydick
 
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Roo Stercogburn

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Originally posted by Arnor
I saw a sm called Slipp Kukenmin


which roughly translated means Letgo Ofmydick

lmao... though have had a few light refreshments :D
 
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MesS°

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Gotta love when ppl post there own last name in a tread called best lastname...

Ohoh look how cool i am...
:great:

U cant nominate ur self, imagine how many ppl u would see nominated at the "Oscars" if actors could nominate them self...
Ofc u think u have a cool sounding or fitting last name else u would change it right?

Good tread tho... I must hand it to some of the characters in this game, allmost fell out of my chair when i read that someone had named there char "Squeeze Mgonads" lol... Dont think he would fit in well in a Roleplaying guild tho...
 
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tripitaka

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Originally posted by MesS°
Gotta love when ppl post there own last name in a tread called best lastname...

Ohoh look how cool i am...
:great:

U cant nominate ur self, imagine how many ppl u would see nominated at the "Oscars" if actors could nominate them self...
Ofc u think u have a cool sounding or fitting last name else u would change it right?

Good tread tho... I must hand it to some of the characters in this game, allmost fell out of my chair when i read that someone had named there char "Squeeze Mgonads" lol... Dont think he would fit in well in a Roleplaying guild tho...

Well the reason we posted our lastname ourselves is for *OTHER* ppl to read and giggle at. As you say we wouldn't have made them if we didn't think them funny.
 
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Twaize

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Originally posted by Twaize
I heard of a cleric named Filath EvilCleric! Now do u wan't to be healed by her?
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it's either that or Hairyhealer CuresBaldness .... take your pick

Uhm i would choose Hairyhealer CuresBaldness cos it sounds happy :clap: !
 
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Lochlyessa

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None of these compare to:

Furtive Polarbear

imo ;o
 
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Twaize

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I had a friend who had his lastname for 1 day until he recieved a warning for his lastname so he deleted the char! He was called Jegerlækker Knepmig, which means: Iamhot Fuckme
 
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Twaize

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*UPDATE*

As i come to think of it... It is not a good lastname but rather disgusting
 
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ilaya

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Actually, the best name in hib/exc belong to Martes. He comes up with some beauties even though they aint fuuny, just good.

For example:

Kelev Goldenfrog
Annja Sunflower

Lovely names indeed :) aaaaw :)

(Although he did also have the name Martes Bardspanker for a bit.. i wont go into details about that though.. buy the video)
 
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Twaize

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The same friend as in earlier post had another char (for 1 day) who was called Vigilant Soul... It isn't funny but looked cool in actions bar when it said like: vigilant soul attacks vigilant soul cos vigilant soul is also a mob
 
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footle

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My favourite name I have seen so far on Excal is a 50 Theur who is called 'Nutcase Battlepig'. Superb! Wish I had thought of that
 

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