Best geek quotes!

[Naffets]

http://www.boardofwisdom.com/default.asp?topic=1005&listname=Geek

"Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows."

 

[adoNix]

"You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation. "¨


hahah!

 

[MaCaBr3]

me > you

 

[Urgluf]

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

found this on the site.. its so old but still had me laughing :x

 

[Congax]

"Hey, it compiles! Ship it!"

lol

 

[mikke]

You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.

ahahahha

Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press 'F9" to continue.

Classic

 

[Dukat]

"Hey, it compiles! Ship it!"

lol

Similar to what we used to say at college "wtf it compiled!? quick hand it in before it stops working again!" how we passed i have no idea

guess my favorite so far is:

People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.

 

[Himse]

lol - If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
;o

 

[Congax]

how we passed i have no idea

Well, obviously by handing in it before it stopped working?!

 

[Dukat]

Well, obviously by handing in it before it stopped working?!

that must have been it lol

another one that reminded me of college:

I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

its so true


EDIT: I laughed at this:

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
- returned 0 results

is there no hope for me?

 

[Basic_X]

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d



hahaha

 

[Congax]

EDIT: I laughed at this:



is there no hope for me?

No worries, even I got that basic SQL query. Hope is still alive.