Best game review ever?

[BloodOmen]

Old one but i've just come across it I found it rather amusing lol.

YouTube - GHOSTBUSTERS Nes Review - Angry Video Game Nerd AVGN - Cinemassacre.com

 

[Thorwyn]

nice find

 

[Bahumat]

haha fucking brilliant

 

[Zede]

dont think he caught on it was a direct copy of the 80s original, so ofc its gonna be "shite" which made the whole thing rather crap, as i am well aware of how awful it is, that and 1000s of other early 8 bit games with similar gfx.

 

[Raven]

The original was quite good, or well, the Amstrad version was.

 

[BloodOmen]

should check some other reviews by him heh some of them are rather shit and obvious but others are so funny and nail on the head.

 

[ford prefect]

The original was quite good, or well, the Amstrad version was.

Yeah, I quite enjoyed the c64 version. Must admit I never played the NES version and it does look like a bit of an iffy port.

 

[Zenith.UK]

I remember playing the C64 version on the display computers at Asda while my parents went shopping. I also remember being astonished that the game had sampled speech and an accurate version of the title music.

The game itself was iffy.

 

[Chronictank]

haha nice

 

[Lamp]

Exolon

 

[kamorrista]

Remember this? was very nice, also Solstice from Nes was based in this kind of trigger, but Batman was the best I played.

Here you can see a pretty decent remake which is still developing and needs help for it

but you can try demo while it releases

Batman remake demo

notice you can check in that web other remakes done like "Barbarian", "Gordian Tomb" or "The Goonies"

 

[ford prefect]

Remember this? was very nice, also Solstice from Nes was based in this kind of trigger, but Batman was the best I played.

Here you can see a pretty decent remake which is still developing and needs help for it

but you can try demo while it releases

Never played that, but it looks pretty much identical to Oceans's Head over Heels.

 

[kamorrista]

Head over Heels was released 1 year after Batman (1986) in 1987 (both by Ocean), developers are the same (Jon Ritman & Bernie Drummond) that's why they look pretty identical, although Batman was focused on 1 char played, for me is the best I've played

you can download the last remake of Head over Heels here

 

[cHodAX]

Ghostbusters was truely rotten!

Now Knight Lore on the other hand was genius!

YouTube - Knight Lore - MSX2 Remake

 

[kamorrista]

Looks pretty nice remake Solstice wasn't so great but still great game

Solstice guitar theme

 

[Lamp]

Still got my ZX Spectrum 128k+ in a cupboard somewhere...might have to dust it down one day see if it still works...only problem is I might not have a tape deck. Got a spectrum emulator on the PC, but its not quite the same as the look feel & smell of the original article.

(My Spectrum is probably the only computer that doesn't have any porn on it. That & the one inside my washing machine......nope, cancel that, my jeans are watching lesbian nun porn with a sock....please don't tell me they've got popcorn )

 

[ford prefect]

Still got my ZX Spectrum 128k+ in a cupboard somewhere...might have to dust it down one day see if it still works...only problem is I might not have a tape deck. Got a spectrum emulator on the PC, but its not quite the same as the look feel & smell of the original article.
(My Spectrum is probably the only computer that doesn't have any porn on it. That & the one inside my washing machine......nope, cancel that, my jeans are watching lesbian nun porn with a sock....please don't tell me they've got popcorn )

Nonesense, everyone loved Sam Fox Strip Poker:

 

[Moriath]

Still got my ZX Spectrum 128k+ in a cupboard somewhere...might have to dust it down one day see if it still works...only problem is I might not have a tape deck. Got a spectrum emulator on the PC, but its not quite the same as the look feel & smell of the original article.

(My Spectrum is probably the only computer that doesn't have any porn on it. That & the one inside my washing machine......nope, cancel that, my jeans are watching lesbian nun porn with a sock....please don't tell me they've got popcorn )

the 128k + had an inbuilt tape deck

and rebel star raiders and chucky egg were the best games maybe way of the exploding fist too

 

[Thorwyn]

Jet Set Willy forever!

So there!

 

[BloodOmen]

Jet Set Willy forever!

So there!

what was that game called where you were a little frog at the bottom of a cave and the only objective was to jump out of the cave while dodging a bird that kept going back and forth you had to have some mad jumping skills to get out because the ledges were annoying as hell and rather small.

 

[Lamp]

the 128k + had an inbuilt tape deck

this is the model I have:

no tape deck

 

[Thorwyn]

no rubber keys = not in period.

 

[Moriath]

must have been the plus 2 or something then cause the one i had contained a tape player

 

[Lamp]

yeah I think the +2 had a tape deck. My one you had to connect an old fashioned tape recorder with some audio leads, turn the volume up full & hope your game loaded without crashing lol. Ah those were the days

 

[ford prefect]

I think the +2 had the built in tape and the +3 had the built in disk, either way you were a flash git if you owned either

 

[cHodAX]

Real men owned this...

http://computermuseum.50megs.com/images/collection/commodore-16-box.jpg

Made in England bitches!

 

[Ch3tan]

Yes, real men owned no hotlinking jpegs!

 

[cHodAX]

Yes, real men owned no hotlinking jpegs!

Fixed and FU.

 

[Moriath]

Fixed and FU.

still says no hotlinking

Man glad i didnt get a computer that was just a dodgey link hehe

 

[megadave]

i thought the review was kind of fucking awful