ok so its come to my attention that a certain someone (who shall remain nameless but its this one https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=214155) has posted a thread titled "best clip ever" and that despite the title of a thread that the clip really wasn't actually the best clip ever tbh now was it?
its time to call
*small fan fair*
Tristram "trading Standards Man" !!!
nanananananananannanana TRIS-TRAM! nananananananananananTRIS-TRAM!! TRIS-TRAM... TRISTRAM!!!! doodley doooo!!
mean while in the trading standards cave...
tris- Holy False Advertising library girl, someone has announced a you tube clip to be the best ever!!
me- nerf tris its just shit and he said it was the best ever, i feel so let down and dissapointed its like my first bf all over again
tris - QQ less you fucking noob, its time to get Trading Standardisationalismtasticified on his arse!!
me - shall i get the Trading Standard moderately fast but safe for all the family with quadruple air bags and roll bars mobile?
*meanwhile tris slips in to his trading standards man uniform by sliding down the trading standard pole*
me- fwoor
Trading Standards Man - aye yeah but i think that daft cow with the pink and blue smart cars blockin us in again so you might have to go and get Angry Tow Truck Man to sort her out.
me- Roger brb
*tooot toooot*
[yell from outside]
me - come the fuck on man its bloody cold out here
Trading Standards Man - Ok ffs im just getting me utility briefcase bitch shuttit.
[The Crime Fighting Duo Race Off In To The Horizon To Thwart The Evil Attempts At Fooling People In To Watching YouTube Clips Under False Pretences]
*arrival at Freddys house*
me - ok you go get a ticket at the pay and display and im off to the karzi to get in to me outfit
Trading Standards Man - got any change?
me - ffs...
[ez heads off to the ladies to get changed, she doesn't have any swishy slidey pole thingy to slide down and miraculously change half way down oooh noo she just gets to go in the bog and hope the floors not wet she...
Trading Standards Man - stfu narrator
[ahem... ez returns after changing at lightspeed, limping slightly due to a damp sock as.....]
Trading Standards Man - Ok Library Girl you ready now or what?
Libarary Girl - ye....
Trading Standards Man - alright, what is it?
Library Girl - Library Girl? couldnt I be like, "The Stamper!!" or "The Menacing Whisper!!" or something i mean come on tbh Library Girl's a bit um
Trading Standards Man - lame?
Library Girl - piss flap
Trading Standards Man - Oh shut up your moaning and I'll buy you some chips on the way home alright?
Libarary Girl - Yay! K lets Stamp Arse!
[In the mean time, Tombha has forseen the arrival of the crime and injustice fighting duo on YouTube (seriously you can see anything and everything on that site!!) and escaped through the back door which was left open after deebs and jupitus burnt the birthday cake they were making for tears debutante ball the following day]
Deebs- ...well tbh with extra frosting he'll never know tbh
jupitus - pfft so what if he does, In My Day we never got cakes all we got was a lump of coal and we were grateful!!
Tombha - *runs out the door*
Deebs - what was that? was that the cat getting out?
jupitus - dont think so, no the cats asleep on Tears' ball gown
Deebs - !!!
[But Thats Another Episode!!]
Trading Standards Man - we back on us now right?
[yes]
Library Girl - your sure? i'm not standing around all damn day you know I do have stock to rotate!
[sorry.... Spying Tombha's pc they find the offending Thread and with a mighty swipe of his Tradingstandardisationalisationorificator Trading Standards Man wiped the thread clean off the forum]
jupitus - hmm someone just deleted a thread ... and it wasnt a mod *gets ban stick* brb!!
Deebs - ffs I am so not doing the washing up again!
Library Girl - shall I "check him out" now TSman?
Trading Standards Man - *sigh* no.. that was shit and don't shorten my name dude its not cool
Libarary Girl -
JUPINATOR - WHO *big echoey boomey scarey voice like that of god... or james earl jones* DARED TO DELETE A THREAD WITHOUT MY CONSENT!!???
Library Girl - *points* him...
Trading Standards Man - Come baaaaack!!!
Library Girl - *voice in distance* Nooooooooo
[warning this scene contains extream violence]
JUPINATOR- FEEL MY BAN STICK YOUNG UPSTART!!
~BAM~
@POW@
<ZAP>
$THUNK$
&BAN!!!&
Trading Standards Man - eerk
[And so, the moral of this story is always know your place and never dare post anything under false pretences or Trading Standards Man and Library Girl will get you!!!]
fin
its time to call
*small fan fair*
Tristram "trading Standards Man" !!!
nanananananananannanana TRIS-TRAM! nananananananananananTRIS-TRAM!! TRIS-TRAM... TRISTRAM!!!! doodley doooo!!
mean while in the trading standards cave...
tris- Holy False Advertising library girl, someone has announced a you tube clip to be the best ever!!
me- nerf tris its just shit and he said it was the best ever, i feel so let down and dissapointed its like my first bf all over again
tris - QQ less you fucking noob, its time to get Trading Standardisationalismtasticified on his arse!!
me - shall i get the Trading Standard moderately fast but safe for all the family with quadruple air bags and roll bars mobile?
*meanwhile tris slips in to his trading standards man uniform by sliding down the trading standard pole*
me- fwoor
Trading Standards Man - aye yeah but i think that daft cow with the pink and blue smart cars blockin us in again so you might have to go and get Angry Tow Truck Man to sort her out.
me- Roger brb
*tooot toooot*
[yell from outside]
me - come the fuck on man its bloody cold out here
Trading Standards Man - Ok ffs im just getting me utility briefcase bitch shuttit.
[The Crime Fighting Duo Race Off In To The Horizon To Thwart The Evil Attempts At Fooling People In To Watching YouTube Clips Under False Pretences]
*arrival at Freddys house*
me - ok you go get a ticket at the pay and display and im off to the karzi to get in to me outfit
Trading Standards Man - got any change?
me - ffs...
[ez heads off to the ladies to get changed, she doesn't have any swishy slidey pole thingy to slide down and miraculously change half way down oooh noo she just gets to go in the bog and hope the floors not wet she...
Trading Standards Man - stfu narrator
[ahem... ez returns after changing at lightspeed, limping slightly due to a damp sock as.....]
Trading Standards Man - Ok Library Girl you ready now or what?
Libarary Girl - ye....
Trading Standards Man - alright, what is it?
Library Girl - Library Girl? couldnt I be like, "The Stamper!!" or "The Menacing Whisper!!" or something i mean come on tbh Library Girl's a bit um
Trading Standards Man - lame?
Library Girl - piss flap
Trading Standards Man - Oh shut up your moaning and I'll buy you some chips on the way home alright?
Libarary Girl - Yay! K lets Stamp Arse!
[In the mean time, Tombha has forseen the arrival of the crime and injustice fighting duo on YouTube (seriously you can see anything and everything on that site!!) and escaped through the back door which was left open after deebs and jupitus burnt the birthday cake they were making for tears debutante ball the following day]
Deebs- ...well tbh with extra frosting he'll never know tbh
jupitus - pfft so what if he does, In My Day we never got cakes all we got was a lump of coal and we were grateful!!
Tombha - *runs out the door*
Deebs - what was that? was that the cat getting out?
jupitus - dont think so, no the cats asleep on Tears' ball gown
Deebs - !!!
[But Thats Another Episode!!]
Trading Standards Man - we back on us now right?
[yes]
Library Girl - your sure? i'm not standing around all damn day you know I do have stock to rotate!
[sorry.... Spying Tombha's pc they find the offending Thread and with a mighty swipe of his Tradingstandardisationalisationorificator Trading Standards Man wiped the thread clean off the forum]
jupitus - hmm someone just deleted a thread ... and it wasnt a mod *gets ban stick* brb!!
Deebs - ffs I am so not doing the washing up again!
Library Girl - shall I "check him out" now TSman?
Trading Standards Man - *sigh* no.. that was shit and don't shorten my name dude its not cool
Libarary Girl -
JUPINATOR - WHO *big echoey boomey scarey voice like that of god... or james earl jones* DARED TO DELETE A THREAD WITHOUT MY CONSENT!!???
Library Girl - *points* him...
Trading Standards Man - Come baaaaack!!!
Library Girl - *voice in distance* Nooooooooo
[warning this scene contains extream violence]
JUPINATOR- FEEL MY BAN STICK YOUNG UPSTART!!
~BAM~
@POW@
<ZAP>
$THUNK$
&BAN!!!&
Trading Standards Man - eerk
[And so, the moral of this story is always know your place and never dare post anything under false pretences or Trading Standards Man and Library Girl will get you!!!]
fin
