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Ezteq

Queen of OT
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I'll share this with you, just don't ask me how I found it lol, though you probably are already frequent visitors...

Leia's Metal Bikini

(psst, stop dribbling at the cartoon and click 'enter site')
 

old.Tohtori

FH is my second home
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Finding a site to buy leia bikinis - cost of an internet connection.
Ordering a pair of leia bikinis - around 400.
Getting some girl to actually wear it in bed - Priceless.
 

TdC

Trem's hunky sex love muffin
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I'll share this with you, just don't ask me how I found it lol, though you probably are already frequent visitors...

Leia's Metal Bikini

(psst, stop dribbling at the cartoon and click 'enter site')


and here we are given a unique insight into the behaviour of the wild Ezteq. When it is not running about or moaning about the perfectly normal weather, the Ezteq prefers to browse for metal bikini's, to satisfy it's inner nerd, and perhaps other nerds as well, as little is known about it's mating habits ; they remain as yet never yet seen, leading us to believe that the Ezteq may actually become quite aggressive when encountering unexpected animals loitering about it's den intent on viewing said habits. we, therefore, are content to lurk in the bushes outside it's residence.

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