Beards

[Lamp]

Can you trust a man (or a woman for that matter) who has a beard ? By beard I mean a proper, all-over, fully grown job. Something like this (no, its not me before you say anything):

Are people with beards hiding secrets ? Are they sex perverts ? Mass murderers ? Psychopathic lunatics ? My new boss has a beard and can't work him out yet.

 

[Dillinja]

I'm more worried by his shirt than his beard.

 

[Naffets]

he uses just for men, look at the difference in colour.

 

[- English -]

he uses just for men, look at the difference in colour.

lol

 

[psyco]

i have a beard(well... i say beard, but its not very full atm), i would trust me:-/

 

[uron]

tbh i can just see tht bloke in the pic offering a little boy a sweetie!

 

[CorNokZ]

tbh i can just see tht bloke in the pic offering a little boy a sweetie!

And the worst part is, that you'd take it

 

[Raven]

i want a job where i can grow a beard like that.

 

[Huntingtons]

i want a job where i can grow a beard like that.

perv isnt exactly in the high end payment section but it allows a beard like that, atm im an out-of-job perv, nice unions tho

 

[Serbitar]

odd thing is, if you removed his eyes, nose and mouth, then turned his head upside down and replaced the eyes nose and mouth he would look exactly the same as he did before the initial decapitation

 

[Bahumat]

I have a beard and i can be trusted...

 

[DocWolfe]

Satan has a beard

 

[Heta]

I wouldn't trust me with or without a beard

 

[CorNokZ]

odd thing is, if you removed his eyes, nose and mouth, then turned his head upside down and replaced the eyes nose and mouth he would look exactly the same as he did before the initial decapitation

That would be one heavy chin tbh

 

[Chronictank]

i would trust this beard

Spoiler

Her name is amanda beard etc..

On topic:
I dont see what relevance a beard has to trusting someone tbh :<

 

[Mojo]

i would trust this beard

I wouldn't mind growing that on my face.

 

[Gamah]

I wouldn't mind growing that on my face.

Shes got a mangina.

 

[Mojo]

Shes got a mangina.

It can't be any worse than bits of last nights dinner surely.

 

[Gamah]

It can't be any worse than bits of last nights dinner surely.

Depends if your 'dinner' was cream of sumyunggui.

 

[Ezteq]

Are people with beards hiding secrets ? Are they sex perverts ? Mass murderers ? Psychopathic lunatics ? My new boss has a beard and can't work him out yet.

i have no beard and i am a sex pervert and have the potential to be all of the rest so yes you can probably trust people with beards... unless its just a beard with no tash cos then theyre prolly a gnome and everyone knows you cant trust those little buggers as far as you can throw em.

 

[Serbitar]

and everyone knows you cant trust those little buggers as far as you can throw em.

recent tests prove that due to their small size and aerodynamic nature (little pointy hats) gnomes can actually be thrown quite far and can therefore be trusted far more than was first suspected.

caution should still be taken around elves and pixies

 

[Ezteq]

recent tests prove that due to their small size and aerodynamic nature (little pointy hats) gnomes can actually be thrown quite far and can therefore be trusted far more than was first suspected.

caution should still be taken around elves and pixies

damn you and yur scientifical researches



*lobs gnome*

see! he only went about 2 foot aaaand he went sideways too!

[note: this is due to gnomes general untrustworthyness and has nothing whatsoever to do with lamer throwing skills of the thrower]

 

[dub]

those without beards are women , its simple

 

[Serbitar]

damn you and yur scientifical researches



*lobs gnome*

see! he only went about 2 foot aaaand he went sideways too!

[note: this is due to gnomes general untrustworthyness and has nothing whatsoever to do with lamer throwing skills of the thrower]

probably got his 'fishing rod' caught on your clothes somewhere

 

[Naetha]

My Dad had a beard like that until about a year ago

I don't particularly not trust people with beards, but big bushy ones scare me. Goatees on the other hand are quite phwoar, but not as much as a bit of stubble

 

[Serbitar]

Goatees on the other hand are quite phwoar

just for you then...

 

[Neffneff]

This thread is quality, made me laugh several times.

What's wrong with beards anyway? i'd trust a bearded person more than i'd trust anyone wearing sunglasses.

 

[Ezteq]

i'd trust a bearded person more than i'd trust anyone wearing sunglasses.

indeed father christmas has a beard and he's the most trustworthy dude about! and brian blessed "IMPETUOUS BOY! DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER... DIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!" <-- flash gordon

and tbh people wearing sunglasses are sooo sinister, when i wear mine i take the lenses out just so people will trust me ... Muwahahah the fools!

 

[Serbitar]

indeed father christmas has a beard and he's the most trustworthy dude about

how can you trust someone who's job is to break into houses?

 

[Ezteq]

ah but he leaves stuff for you, doesnt break your best china figurine you brought off QVC then run off with your telly. this is the main reason santa is better than a theif.

also he got a little round belly that shakes when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly.... and tbh thats just hawt!