Battle of Ultimate Destiny - Round 1

[Thadius]

Vote for your favourite legend, one that finishes lowest dies

 

[leviathane]

needed Bruce lee tbh xD

 

[tris-]

terminator is the only option that isnt a pile of scabby wank :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

Where the hell's darth vader?

 

[Huntingtons]

terminator is the only option that isnt a pile of scabby wank :/

chuck norris > any other action star. and he's a christian too!

 

[Amanita]

Where's Bruce Campbell?

 

[Biggilus]

dick van dyk for sure
diagnosis murder beats quincy and jessica 'murder she wrote' fletcher any day!

 

[Dukat]

Where's sonic omg!?!

Sonic>ALL!!

 

[Thadius]

Only 10 poll spots

 

[evzy]

Obi over Yoda - wtf !!

 

[cHodAX]

No Guybrush Threepwood??!!?

 

[tris-]

terminator would own yoda :/

the only thing that can kill him is 2500 oC molten metal

 

[cHodAX]

terminator would own yoda :/

the only thing that can kill him is 2500 oC molten metal

Or a swift kick to the bollocks with a pair of pointy steel toecaps.

 

[tris-]

terminator has no bollox.

"The Terminator:
I'm a cybernetic organism: living tissue over a metal endoskeleton."

metal endoskeletons dont need bollox fyi

 

[evzy]

Please ...... Yoda wouldnt even need to get within 50 foot of him - just Force lift his ass into le vault of molten do0m.. not even a fair contest if they ported back a Battalion of Terminators tbh....

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen and heeeeeeeeeee's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaan


YODA !!!

 

[tris-]

you need to find a vault of molten do0m first. they dont just appear anywhere. you need a terminator to find one for you. and he isnt going to tell yoda where one is.

 

[evzy]

Yoda needs not to seek molten do0m, knows where it is he does.

 

[Gamah]

Dick Van Dyk is a fucking legend!

 

[Bahumat]

how about macguyver? give him 14 seconds and he will be able to kill most things

 

[evzy]

how about macguyver? give him 14 seconds and he will be able to kill most things

Unfortunately for macguyver, Yoda doesnt come under "most things" so consider him pwned pre poll...

He is a mean green fighting and loving machine ........... YOOOOOOODAAAAAAAA !

 

[Phooka]

Captain kirk will zap anything or manhandle the terminator... And after that he'll QQ for bones too fix him up... :worthy:

 

[Huntingtons]

come on, the force of one and the wrath of a father will pwn green aliens in no time!

 

[cHodAX]

how about macguyver? give him 14 seconds and he will be able to kill most things

Good call, infact either of Richard Dean Anderson's characters could kick the arse of anyone on this list.

 

[tris-]

not terminator though. remember he is just living tissue over a metal endoskeleton

 

[cHodAX]

not terminator though. remember he is just living tissue over a metal endoskeleton

He has to have balls fgs!!

 

[tris-]

he does need to pro-create.

HE IS JUST LIVING TISSUE OVER A METAL ENDOSKELETON FFS

 

[cHodAX]

he does need to pro-create.

HE IS JUST LIVING TISSUE OVER A METAL ENDOSKELETON FFS

So, you are saying he has no balls?

I suspected as much, I mean he spent 2 hours of Terminator 2 running away from some bloke who is smaller than Tom Cruise, sounds like a big jessy to me.

 

[evzy]

And he hangs around with young kids.....nothing worrying about that is there....noooo go on Mr Living Tissue over a pipe cleaner frame that yoda's lightsaber could cut through in about 0.000001 of a second, you go hang out with yuong kids and let them ride on your bicycle...

Pfffft Terminator a hard dude....more like groomer for Glitter tbh...

 

[Boni]

terminator has no bollox.

"The Terminator:
I'm a cybernetic organism: living tissue over a metal endoskeleton."

metal endoskeletons dont need bollox fyi

'living tissue over a metal endoskeleton' sounds like balls outside the armour to me...

 

[Thadius]

And he hangs around with young kids.....nothing worrying about that is there....noooo go on Mr Living Tissue over a pipe cleaner frame that yoda's lightsaber could cut through in about 0.000001 of a second, you go hang out with yuong kids and let them ride on your bicycle...

Pfffft Terminator a hard dude....more like groomer for Glitter tbh...

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