Barmaids

[Lamp]

Do barmaids all come from the same gene-pool ?

Ample cleavage
Crooked teeth
OK some are quite no really pretty
Student ?
Blonde
or Brunette
False smile
Wedding ring
You always wonder if they're wearing underwear
You always check their ass out
After 5 pints you wanna bone em (even if you're already married or gay)

 

[Congax]

Yes, they do.

 

[Huntingtons]

ive seen some shit hot ones tho - but most is true - especially the last one and i never have had less than 5 beer before going out

 

[Nate]

Try out Wetherspoons, well known for ugly lessers.

 

[Congax]

Try out England well known for ugly lessers.

Now you're talking.

 

[Nate]

I'm sorry for miss quoting you Nate, it won't happen again..I promise. You can call me Cokgax from now if you wish.

Cheers Cokgax!

 

[Huntingtons]

well i agree with goknas

 

[leviathane]

the barmaids in sports cafe here in Brizzle are hawt. Wear short red dress like things. Givf more barmaids like tht tbh.

 

[Jarahl]

The barmaid from White Horse in Canterbury was rather fine as well!

I've seen some rather nice barmaids tbh, but some dreaded ones too!

 

[Raven]

Couple of nice ones in the village pub.

 

[Imgormiel]

Always nice ones where I live, problem is, I want to bone them after no pints and they always prick tease

 

[Congax]

well i agree with goknas

whadyasaying, Tunhinglongs?!

 

[Lamp]

they always prick tease

Its part of the job spec m8
As long as blokes think they can score with the barmaid with the big tits and cheeky smile, they'll keep coming back to the bar
- Another one, sir
- Go on then. Have one for yourself
- Cheers, don't mind if I do
- So you married ?
- Nope.
*Grins*
- But my kickboxer boyfriend's just over there. That'll be £6 please

Suckxored

 

[Heta]

Its part of the job spec m8
As long as blokes think they can score with the barmaid with the big tits and cheeky smile, they'll keep coming back to the bar
- Another one, sir
- Go on then. Have one for yourself
- Cheers, don't mind if I do
- So you married ?
- Nope.
*Grins*
- But my kickboxer boyfriend's just over there. That'll be £6 please

Suckxored

haha!

this made me think of this South Park episode when they go to..... crap!! can't remember what the place was called

 

[Sparx]

dont forget Australian

 

[Lamp]

don't forget Australian what ? and why ? Sorry, what were you saying, I've forgotton.

 

[Sparx]

all barmaids are australian too

 

[haarewin]

the barmaids in sports cafe here in Brizzle are hawt. Wear short red dress like things. Givf more barmaids like tht tbh.

sports cafe? ew. filth.
some very pretty barmaids in the shilling, but they are lezbeans.

 

[Lamp]

All are Australian ? The one in my local isn't. Picture this vision of beauty

5 foot 1 tall
50 years old
skin n bones
yellow & black teeth like they've been smashed by a claw hammer
no tits
bad body odour
self-confessed and proud-of-it dyke
protruding nasal hair
got an east-end accent that would make Ray Winston blanch
what a surprise - an Essex Girl
Lovely

 

[Billargh]

haha!

this made me think of this South Park episode when they go to..... crap!! can't remember what the place was called

Les bos?

 

[Imgormiel]

Its part of the job spec m8
As long as blokes think they can score with the barmaid with the big tits and cheeky smile, they'll keep coming back to the bar
- Another one, sir
- Go on then. Have one for yourself
- Cheers, don't mind if I do
- So you married ?
- Nope.
*Grins*
- But my kickboxer boyfriend's just over there. That'll be £6 please

Suckxored

LOL, so true!

 

[Heta]

Les bos?

no, its like hooters, but its kids that stand there shaking there asses

 

[kirennia]

no, its like hooters, but its kids that stand there shaking there asses

Know which one you mean where butters falls in love...but I can't remember the name of the bar either. I was just about to post that it was some varience of 'hooters' before seeing this post.

 

[Heta]

exactly!

its driving me mad atm...

 

[Heta]

Rasins!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

BArmaids teasing? It's surely the other way around

By the by, when you get a barmaid in bed, she's just the same as a normal girl. Unless she takes the uniform home, in which case, you GOT to try it

 

[Fafnir]

BArmaids teasing? It's surely the other way around

By the by, when you get a barmaid in bed, she's just the same as a normal girl. Unless she takes the uniform home, in which case, you GOT to try it

I would never try on a barmaids uniform, it would not fit my manly (fat) body But guess working as a chef for 10 years i dont think barmaids are that special. Unless its the ones at the irish pub i use to go to, there is something about their accent *rawr*

 

[old.Tohtori]

I would never try on a barmaids uniform,

You try it on while the barmaid is still in it, if ya know what i mean

 

[Fafnir]

You try it on while the barmaid is still in it, if ya know what i mean

I'd rather try on the barmaid

 

[Imgormiel]

I'd rather try on the barmaids

Edited for heightened anthropomorphism, such a cad you are