Bandaging willies...

[mycenae]

It seems unfair to hijack Dams thread to explain this further for those who asked....

Basically, yes, a lot of them do get boners when being re-bandaged. I have to say I am very curious about this odd phenomenon, because all the men who have circumcisions have it done under a penile block...that is, local anaesthetic is injected at the base in a circle and it therefore makes the whole thing numb....whats so amusing about it is that while they might get a boner, they can't actually feel anything cos they're numb, so its purely the fact that a random female nurse is touching their bits and its all in their head.....or is it? I can't see how it could be anything else cos they can't feel being touched.....


And yes, its bloody hard to bandage something properly that keeps changing shape and size!

 

[gunner440]

Basically, yes, a lot of them do get boners when being re-bandaged. I have to say I am very curious about this odd phenomenon, because all the men who have circumcisions have it done under a penile block...that is, local anaesthetic is injected at the base in a circle and it therefore makes the whole thing numb....whats so amusing about it is that while they might get a boner, they can't actually feel anything cos they're numb, so its purely the fact that a random female nurse is touching their bits and its all in their head.....or is it? I can't see how it could be anything else cos they can't feel being touched.....

It was strange. I ended up erm, standing at attention although I didn't actually feel anything. All I could 'feel' was the slight sensation that my groin area was being touched.

It was as if it had a mind of its own and it couldn't have been the nurse.

No, I'm not providing more details.

 

[old.user4556]

Have you ever ejaculated "hands free" ?

 

[gunner440]

Have you ever ejaculated "hands free" ?

You mean use my mouth?

 

[Chilly]

heh, autosuction.

 

[Trem]

Roughly how big was the biggest willy you bandaged mycenae?

What is the average size of penii you deal with?

Does it....you know......do anything for you because I swear to god gyna...gynaea......minge doctors do it for the thrill.

 

[Tom]

lol Trem

 

[DaGaffer]

I'm sure I posted on this thread last night, but I was very drunk.

 

[Trem]

You did but I had to delete it before a harsher mod saw it and banned you.

 

[Damini]

Hah, DaGaffer! I'm shocked. Daily Mail style shocked.

Anyway, mycenae, it's all basic physics - the observer effect. Would a tree falling in an empty forest make a sound? Would a willy, unseen by a nurse, shrug off it's anathesia and struggle to stand? Who can say... Who can say...

 

[mycenae]

Trust you Trem....
Biggest willy was about 7 inches when up......
And no...its not a turn on in the SLIGHTEST...
Circumcision - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
If you had to see willies post that, you'd be feeling sorry for the owner of the willy....it don't look pretty.


(Btw, I work in recovery, so I only ever see them immediatly post op....when they're still bleeding/oozing/nasty and mushed looking!)

 

[Mey]

How any man could get a hardon when hes penis was so cut up and bleeding is beyond me! I'd be crying on the inside (not showing that i was obviously cause that would make me gay...).

 

[Trem]

Where I used to work there was an office above us and the office was run by the anti genital mutillation foundation.

He told me that there was no need for circumcision all you have to do is stretch/wank the skin for a couple of months and then all would be fine. He also told me some horrid stories about female circumcision, didn't realise that involves removing all the flappy bits....all the outside bits of the vagina

 

[MYstIC G]

You did but I had to delete it before a harsher mod saw it and banned you.

FFS ****0x, soft delete so we can read them later

 

[Trem]

I didn't want any other mods to read what he had said Meg, I like DaGaffer and I was sure it was out of character for him and it seems I was right if he was drunk.

 

[Ch3tan]

If you search for freddyshouse on google, this thread comes up in the top 10 results.

 

[MYstIC G]

I didn't want any other mods to read what he had said Meg, I like DaGaffer and I was sure it was out of character for him and it seems I was right if he was drunk.

I knew you'd been given too much p0w4h too soon!